WAGs Who Love the Limelight
It is truly a WAG world. Don't believe me? How about 15 women to prove my point?
This is not just another sexy slideshow filled with beautiful women dressed in little clothing, usually bathing suits or lingerie.
Wait a second. Let's not get crazy here. We still have enough sexy hot women to fill the Staples Center during the NBA Finals. The bonus to all the sexiness is that you already know all these women. None of them should sound new to you.
If you have been here before, then you have seen these women at one point in time. Now, it is time to reveal my picks for the sexiest WAGs that are more famous than the men that stand by their sides.
15. Leryn Franco: Novak Djokovic
I will give 10 bucks to the first person to e-mail a description of Novak Djokovic that does not involve dating Leryn Franco.
Disclaimer: I will not give you 10 bucks. Thanks for playing.
14. Jamie Lee Darley: Sacha Kljestan
Is that a Victoria's Secret Angel with a no-name boyfriend?
Sorry about that, Sacha Kljestan, I know you are an American soccer player, but let's face it, nobody is caring too much about U.S. Soccer in a non-World Cup year anyway. So until 2014, we shall mark you as a nobody.
13. Victoria Beckham: David Beckham
The Spice Girls were the biggest musical group to hit England since the Beatles.
Even David Sinclair, a British biographer, once said, "Scary (Brown), Baby (Bunton), Ginger (Halliwell), Posh (Beckham) and Sporty (Chisholm) were the most widely recognized group of individuals since John, Paul, George and Ringo."
Our apologies to David Beckham and his left foot, but Victoria is worldwide famous and he is European/American famous. She wins.
12. Kendra: Hank Baskett
Did anyone think muffing an onside kick attempt by the New Orleans Saints in the 2010 Super Bowl would actually help his career?
It was hard to tell, but when Hank Baskett married Kendra, he might have turned his life around since football might not be working out too well.
11. Holly Madison: Josh Koscheck
There are 10 million reasons why Holly Madison is more famous than the Jersey Shore douche she is currently linked to but I only need one:
It is Josh Koshcheck.
10. Carrie Underwood: Mike Fisher
It is great to see the NHL stars out there and stealing all the beautiful women from the grasps of millions of dudes in America.
Seriously, Mike Fisher, not cool bro. Not cool!
9. Dominique Piek: CJ Wilson
This is one of those models that deserves a second glance.
On second thought, you should never have a reason to look away from her, so one glance is all you need.
8. Jessica Simpson: Eric Johnson
Remember when Jessica Simpson was thin and then gained a few extra pounds but lost all the weight again?
Look at the photo—that would be skinny Simpson. Amen.
7. Gisele: Tom Brady
Ok, so maybe I cheated a little bit with this one but can you honestly blame me for it?
Yes, everyone knows who Tom Brady is but those same people also know who Gisele is, too. It is a 50/50 split and the tie goes to the hot wife, always.
6. Rihanna: Matt Kemp
I know they are no longer dating. I also know that Matt Kemp sent a naked picture of himself to someone.
But when they were together and you asked 75 people who Matt Kemp was, you would be lucky to get 10 people to give you the correct answer. Then ask those same ones who Rihanna is and I would bet my lunch money almost all of them would know.
5. Maria Sharapova: Sasha Vujacic
Aside from his height, I see no other reason for this couple to be paired together.
I would not even couple them up in a game of basketball.
4. Abigail Clancy: Peter Crouch
I have already spoken my peace about Peter Crouch. He is a lucky SOB and he knows it.
Too bad Abby loves the tool so damn much. He cheated on her and she still keep him around. Amazing!
3. Adriana Lima: Marko Jaric
Still confused about this couple? That would make two of us.
When I look at the two of them together I wonder if the families arranged this marriage like the Royal Family. She is hotter than a fire in a gas plant and Marko looks like the villian from a Die Hard film.
2. Kim Kardashian: Kris Humphries
It no longer matters who Kris Humphries dates after Kim Kardashian. He has hit the summit of his climb and won all the toys at the fair with this landing.
Not only is this the hottest woman he will ever get to speak to, but he will also get to be the fourth in line at the baby daddy convention in 2012.
1. Lisa Dergan: Scott Podsednik
When you marry Scott Podsednik, two things are bound to happen.
1) You will be with a rich professional baseball player.
2) You will surpass him in popularity, day one.