Fergie, Let Me Go Parodies: Part One

David JacobsCorrespondent ISeptember 25, 2008

Fergie, Just Let Me Go!

Fergie, just let me go.
My ankle hurts, I tell you so.
It's the last time I'll go on your pitch.
Fergie, just let me go.

Your record was not the best, I bet
You only got better since we met.

But you can't easily get over me
Goals are loved, It's me that ought to be.
Transfer me, I'm not sustainable.
Champions' League is not retainable.
I ain't diving. I ain't fakin' it.
I ain't diving. I ain't fakin' it.
I ain't diving. I ain't fakin' it.
Fergie, just let me go. Ole!

Fergie, just let me go.
It hurts where I can't show.
My ankle feels like it's in bits
Now Fergie, just let me go.

Real's living in regret.
I turned them down when we first met.

But you can't easily get over me
Goals are loved, It's me that ought to be.
Transfer me, I'm not sustainable.
Champions' League is not retainable.
I ain't diving. I ain't fakin' it.
I ain't diving. I ain't fakin' it.
I ain't diving. I ain't fakin' it.
Fergie, just let me go, ole!

You...can't...hold...meeee! Ole.

Fergie, just let me go.
My ankle hurts, I tell you so.
It's the last time I'll go on your pitch.
Fergie, just let me go. Ole!

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