Second Response to Mr. Brightside Parody: "Our Relegation"

David JacobsCorrespondent ISeptember 25, 2008

In the Premier League, we're going doooown (Talk about our relegation).
Just because Spurs can't get off the groouund (Talk about our relegation).
Every other team has scored more goals (Talk about our relegation).
We wish we still had Martin Jol (Talk about our relegation).

Our relegation.
Our relegation, baby.

Why don't Arsenal and Sunderland ffffffade away (Talk about our relegation).
And don't take the piss out of the chants we say? (Talk about our relegation).
At the moment, Spurs aren't a huge sensation (Talk about our relegation).
But we're talking about our relegation (Talk about our relegation).

Our relegation
Our relegation, baby.

Why don't Arsenal and Sunderland ffffffade away (Talk about our relegation).
And don't take the piss out of the chants we s-s-say? (Talk about our relegation).
At the moment, Spurs aren't a huge s-s-sensation (Talk about our relegation).
But we're talking about our re-re-relegation (Talk about our relegation).

Our relegation
Our relegation, baby.

(Destroy surrounding objects as appropriate)

 

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