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I have managed to obtain a secret video which shows how Mclaren Mercedes will combat the low lighting levels at the Singapore Grand Prix night race. This new Aero update will hopefully give Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Kovalainen the edge...

Mclaren's New Frontal Lighting System (Must Read).

by Ryan Wood (Analyst)

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Humor

September 24, 2008

Humor, Auto Racing, Formula 1, Lewis Hamilton, McLaren-Mercedes, Ron Dennis

I have managed to obtain a secret video which shows how Mclaren Mercedes will combat the low lighting levels at the Singapore Grand Prix night race. This new Aero update will hopefully give Lewis Hamilton and Heikki Kovalainen the edge.

The new lighting assistant manifold power system, or "LAMPS," will act as a guide in the dark, allowing Mclaren's drivers to see the track and blind other drivers

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Ron Dennis is going to trip the electricity in Singapore, putting the city and track into total darkness.

Martin Whitmarsh has said "This will render every other car dangerous, as they will not be able to see a thing, but Lewis and Heikki will."

This is exclusive footage from the factory...

...any Ferrari engineers who copy this will be fined £50 million!

(see below for video, you must watch the video to get the article!)

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  1. Ive seen the video before Ryan and its and interesting addition to the bridge wing on the MP4-23. although early indications are that the lights would hinder the aerodynamics of the car that much it will only be able to navigate the circuit at a crawl pace. ha ha.

    I very much doubt they will feature at this weekends GP as the circuit is extremely well lit. See http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/70806

    1. haha, maybe ther not such a good addition.

      Its just nice to see Mclaren have a sense of humour.

  2. I'm surprised the evil empire has a sense of humor

    1. I know I was shocked!

  3. Classic...

  4. The Mclaren looks even sexier with them lights on , Grrr , lol

    1. hahahah, it does!

      I can't believe whitmarsh didn't crack up, i wud off.

  5. So is it street legal now?

    1. haha maybe!

      Get it some number plates, I know what car i want now, lol!

    2. With a bit of rewiring of the rear light, yeah (it needs to be on solid when braking), but will it be able to clear a neighborhood speed bump while idling in 1st gear.... At least it won't need turn indicators/signals -- who would be able to keep up with it to worry about lane changes or turns?

      Unfortunately the new models are a bit pricey, but I suspect you can pick up a slightly used one for about half price. Just wait for the next model year....

  6. Oh wow! My first thoughts are: this had to be a joke. My second thought was: Holy $#!t, they're serious! My third thought: This is definitely a joke!

    Great article, and an interesting video from VMM. At least they have a sense of humour for once...

    1. for once...

      come on VMM are funny guys!

      I thought it was serious to begin with, then I caught on!

      Cheers for the comment Sheiban.

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