After a few years of watching college football portions of ESPN, such as GameDay and College Football Final, I have realized that most of the analysts hate us.

Mark May:  Mayday!  Mayday!  You are a Penn State hater!  Everything that comes out of your mouth about Penn State is either something bad, or something that you don't want to say but have to or else viewers will complain.  Just because your Alma Mater Pitt always lost to Penn State, doesn't mean you can be a hater.

Doug Flutie: YOU ARE A JOKE.  You were not even good in college, you're just famous for that one pass.  Stop hating on PSU just because they're good.  All you ever say about Penn State is that they're not that good, or they haven't proven themselves or they haven't been tested.  STOP!

Lee Corso: Come on Lee...you don't have to be a hater.  Unfortunately, you are.  Even when Penn State is a better team, you will usually go with the opposition.  Sometimes you go with Penn State, but you hate them.  You may not make it seem as obvious as the other two do, but I can tell, and so can any other die hard PSU fan.

Now, I could go on and on about all the analysts who hate us, but I'll stop there.  Those are the three main ones and the three most known ones that hate PSU.  I have to give major props to Kirk Herbstreit, who loves us even though he went to Ohio State.  Herbie...you gotta love 'em.  For all you PSU haters out there, we'll prove you wrong.

Go ahead, Corso.  Pick Illinois this week.  Mayday and Flutie, you go ahead and criticize Penn State and say Illinois is much better.  Kirk, you just keep being smart.  We'll prove them all wrong when we beat Illinois this Saturday.  Stop hatin' on us 'cause "WE ARE...PENN STATE!"