Here is what I think of the Florida Gators:
- If I had a dollar for every brain cell a Florida player, fan, or coach had, I'd be broke.
- If I owed one dollar for every arrogant, obnoxious Florida fan I'd have unpaid bills that could stretch from here to Timbuktu and back.
- If I were offered a free lifetime supply of toilet paper that had a Florida Gators logo on it, I'd respect my butt more than to wipe it with such trash.
- "It's great to hate a Florida Gator."
- Damn Gators.