A Georgia Fan's Five Thoughts About the Florida Gators

Garrett SpainContributor ISeptember 22, 2008

Here is what I think of the Florida Gators:

 

  1. If I had a dollar for every brain cell a Florida player, fan, or coach had, I'd be broke.
  2. If I owed one dollar for every arrogant, obnoxious Florida fan I'd have unpaid bills that could stretch from here to Timbuktu and back.
  3. If I were offered a free lifetime supply of toilet paper that had a Florida Gators logo on it, I'd respect my butt more than to wipe it with such trash.
  4. "It's great to hate a Florida Gator."
  5. Damn Gators.

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