If this were a podcast or I could somehow add audio to this blog, the entire post would be read in that movie trailer voice. You know the same guy who does every preview in the theaters.
I'm going to do my best to write the script, so you need to just simply hear the voice in your head as you read the following...
In the city of two cities lives a hollowed ground. A yard, a park, a dome! A place where balls fly, strikes are fired, and fans roar.
Beneath this pale white palace, history is made and legends are born. Under this bubbled roof, nine twin men shed blood and tears battling day in and day out against giants, pirates, angels, and tigers.
But this time...the nine uniformed men armed with bats and gloves will be fighting for their lives. Against whom, you ask?
From the deep, dark depths of the city of wind sleep the twin men's rivals. They come clad in evil black and armed with their secret weapon of monster home runs and their signature white socks.
This September, for three days the twin men and white-socked monsters will settle the score once and for all!
Starring: Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau, Ron Gardenhire, and 50,000 cheering fans. Also Starring: Jim Thome, Jermaine Dye, and Ozzie Guillen with possible guest appearance by Carlos Quentin. Coming to a theater near you...(if near you is Minneapolis).
THE FINAL SERIES!!!