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Top Ten Truths in Advertising

andrewCorrespondent ISeptember 19, 2008

10. Nike: Your ass is still slow regardless of the shoes.

09. Gatorade: That explains the sweat stains.

08. Budweiser: Is the game OVER already?

07. Fed-Ex: When your divorce papers HAVE to be there overnight.

06. Schick: Four blades simply means more toilet paper band-aids.

05. Southwest Airlines: None of these guys could fit in out seats.

04. Campbell's Soup: Yeah, that's gonna fill these 380 lb. guys up.

03. Subway: Jared is uncoordinated.

02. Ford Trucks: No one does any of this stunt stuff in real life.

01. Cisco Stystems :Tech geeks might buy your team.

- YOUbeQB.com

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