Top Ten Truths in Advertising
10. Nike: Your ass is still slow regardless of the shoes.
09. Gatorade: That explains the sweat stains.
08. Budweiser: Is the game OVER already?
07. Fed-Ex: When your divorce papers HAVE to be there overnight.
06. Schick: Four blades simply means more toilet paper band-aids.
05. Southwest Airlines: None of these guys could fit in out seats.
04. Campbell's Soup: Yeah, that's gonna fill these 380 lb. guys up.
03. Subway: Jared is uncoordinated.
02. Ford Trucks: No one does any of this stunt stuff in real life.
01. Cisco Stystems :Tech geeks might buy your team.
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