IRVING, Texas—Philadelphia Eagles receiver DeSean Jackson seems to be taking his now infamous play in stride, forcing many NFL fans ponder deeply about the astounding individual talent from Cal.
“He seems pretty casual about it. What a bonehead,” Said one NFL fan. And another. And another. Actually, it went like that through most of the night.
Sometimes the thinking would vacillate between bonehead and douchebag, but bonehead seemed to be the appropriate term.
Other prominent individuals watching the game seem to be wondering the same thing.
“Think about it,” said famous film director Oliver Stone. “Here is a highly touted rookie who has been downgraded by many a teammate and coach for being selfish and me-oriented.
"His unofficial nickname amongst his haters is MeSean, for God’s sake. Wouldn’t it just make too much sense for Jackson to commit a play like this on the national stage?”
“There has to be something deeper going on here. Perhaps Andy Reid had something to do with it. NFL coaches are geniuses, we all know that, why else are they on the sidelines rather than working on CERN?”
“It’s a classic strategic maneuver,” Exclaims legendary strategist Robert Greene. “Make people confirm what they know about you
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