Shaun White: Flying Tomato Still Full Of Exotic Juices At Winter X Games 2011
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Shaun White: Flying Tomato Still Full Of Exotic Juices At Winter X Games 2011
The second-most powerful athlete, “Flying Tomato” Shaun White is still soaring out of this galaxy.
Really, he’s out of this world.
You can’t touch him.
He only comes back to Earth to grace us with his remarkable presence and dominance in anything snowboard related.
White is seeking his second four-peat at the action-packed event. He first four-peated in the Men’s Slopestyle Snowboarding event from 2003 to 2006.
At Winter X 15, White is looking to four-peat in the Men’s Snowboard SuperPipe.
Of course, he will.
White, an icon at this point in his career, dominated Day 1 of Winter X 15, as expected.
White’s dominance at this point is purely comical, diabolical, and maniacal.
White may as well have been the only snowboarded in the pipe Thursday night.
Actually, that’s not a bad idea.
Can we get that in writing, ESPN?
From now on, only Shaun White gets to enter the pipe for the men. Let him just go do a run every 15 minutes or so. That’ll be a lot more exciting than anything else.
White is just about flawless. He scored 90.33 and 92.00 in his two runs. He was the only snowboarded to score in the 90’s.
Ha!
Why are these other peons even on the snow with King, Lord, Emperor and God Shaun White?
The SuperPipe Men’s Final is justifiably the final event of Winter X Sunday night, January 30, starting at 7pm on ESPN.
White will grant us permission to witness the completion of his first four-peat of the SuperPipe event.
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