WAG Movie Showdown: Minka Kelly vs. Brooklyn Decker
On Tuesday, the 83rd Academy Award Nominations took place in Beverly Hills, California. Why is this important? Isn't it obvious?
It's important because we could one day be watching some of our favorite WAGs win the most prestigious award in Hollywood, an Oscar.
Now that Brooklyn Decker has entered the acting world, all bets are off. Yes, I know she has been in other movies but this is her big break. This is when she gets the attention she already garnered from all the WAG fans from the past two years. This is her time to shine.
Minka Kelly is not too bad either. She also has a feature film coming out in the next few weeks that could move her out of the television world and into the movie world.
Together, these two WAGs have proven they can stand alone as one of the hottest in the sports business but what if we put them up against each other? What would happen if we took the two lovely ladies and judged them to see who was the hottest? Who would win?
If you have not already hit the next button, I suggest you do so and find out who wins. Enjoy.
Sportier: Minka Kelly
Of the 163 games in a Major League Baseball season, Minka Kelly is bound to show up a few times.
She is good at keeping herself out of the spotlight when she goes to Derek Jeter's games. I know because I had a lot of trouble finding more than a few dozen photos of her at his games.
Sportier: Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker has the look of someone who does not need to try to look good. She has this natural beauty about her that makes her photogenic at all of Andy Roddick's tennis matches she attends.
I found myself engulfed in hundreds of photos of her at plenty of different matches, looking beautiful in every single one of them too.
Who Is Sportier?
In case you were ready to rip off my face with the definition of Sporty, please calm down.
I used the term sporty to refer to the beauties attendance, support and love of their man's sport.
In this category, Brooklyn Decker takes the cake. It was not even close for Minka Kelly. Sure, Minka has been a big supporter of her man's career but nothing beats the lovely Brooklyn Decker making an appearance at Wimbledon every year.
Movie Trailer: Minka Kelly
That trailer was good enough for me.
It explained the story, gave us an idea of how crazy that chick is and shows off the always pretty Minka Kelly.
I don't know about you but I am paying close attention to this one.
Movie Trailer: Brooklyn Decker
How does Adam Sandler keep making these movies?
That is not a rip on him, I like his movies, it is more of a jealousy thing. The man worked hard to get to where he is and now all he does is write romantic comedies starring beautiful woman that he gets to kiss. What a great job to have.
Who Has The Better Movie Trailer?
Ok, so I am not a fan of the teen thriller movie genre, however, Minka Kelly has me pre-ordering my tickets for The Roommate.
That alone is enough to win this category. She made me forget about the beautiful Brooklyn Decker's movie with Adam Sandler and has me ready for some thrills.
Actress: Minka Kelly
It might be too soon for a category like this one but this is a big issue to examine.
Minka Kelly has the acting experience over Brooklyn Decker, this is a fact, but when it comes to movies, she is very close to Decker in experience.
Regardless of how it ends, she is a good actress with an amazing body too. It never hurts to be a hottie with some skills.
Actress: Brooklyn Decker
Did anyone realize that Brooklyn Decker was an actresses before Just Go With It was filmed?
I had no idea she was an actress. I thought she was another beautiful Victoria's Secret model and nothing else.
Good news for all of us fans. We now have more reasons to look for her on a daily basis while bored at work.
Who Is The Better Actress?
When we look back at these two women, will we have seen the beginning of something great or just another couple of mediocre talents in the acting world.
It is too soon to tell but odds are, we have not seen the last of them. I expect to see more of Minka Kelly on the big screen in the next few years and mix that with her acting experience, I have no choice but to give this winner to Minka.
This is one of those categories that could change in a year or so but we shall see. It will be fun to watch both of them in the mean time.
Significant Other: Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter
Let's take a quick look at the stats.
Derek Jeter is an Five time World Series Champion, 11 Time All Star, Five Time Gold Glover and Four Time Silver Slugger winner. He also has a Rookie of the Year, World Series MVP, Babe Ruth and All Star Game MVP award in his closet.
I think the see-saw just tipped in favor of the Jeter.
Significant Other: Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick
How do I compare a sport against another sport that has two different measures of talent?
Andy Roddick has over 500 career victories, a U.S. Open Championship (Not an easy tournament to win), 29 total career titles and almost 20 million dollars in winnings throughout his career.
In the world of tennis, Roddick is one of the best.
Who's Significant Other Is the Better Athlete?
And since this was a tough choice to make, I had to break it down to one main difference, winning factor.
Although Andy Roddick has plenty of wins, he is holding only one Grand Slam trophy in his repertoire.
Derek Jeter, on the other hand, has Five World Series Championships, including several individual MVP trophies.
Sorry Roddick but Derek Jeter beats you in this matchup.
Sexiest Online Video: Minka Kelly
I am sorry but are you still reading my commentary during the video? Are you actually not paying attention to the screen?
Maybe you should focus your attention on the lovely Minka Kelly for a few more moments before reading any text, it will be worth your time.
Sexiest Online Video: Brooklyn Decker
Just when I was about to hand the victory to Minka Kelly, Brooklyn Decker comes up with this amazing video.
It is a look into the life of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and our attention is with her throughout the entire clip.
Who Has The Sexiest Online Video?
Like I said, it was hard to imagine anyone having a sexier video but when I watched the Brooklyn Decker clip, I almost moved my family to Kettering, Ohio.
Since most of you will not have any idea what the hell I am talking about, here is a fun fact. She was born and raised in Kettering, Ohio, hence the reference.
Magazine Cover: Minka Kelly
When I first began constructing this article, I came across this little magazine called Esquire (sarcasm). Last year, they named Minka Kelly Sexiest Woman Alive.
So why is this even a contest? We have hard data to prove she is sexier than Brooklyn Decker.
But this would not be any fun if we did that. We have to look at both sides of the coin first.
Magazine Cover: Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker has been in the Sports Illustrated, the greatest sports magazine of all time, Swimsuit Issue, four of the past five years including gracing the cover in 2010.
That is why we have these competitions! Minka Kelly was named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire but Brooklyn Decker was on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Who Has The Sexier Magazine Cover?
How did I determine a winner you ask?
Well, it was easy. You see, during the same time Minka Kelly was on the cover of Esquire following being named Sexiest Woman Alive in 2010, there was a bracket challenge for Sexiest Woman Alive going on on-line through the Esquire website. Who won the on-line voting?
You guessed it because you are still looking at her. Brooklyn Decker won the on-line contest being voted as the Sexiest Woman Alive by on-line readers. I think that makes this an easy win.
Hotter: Minka Kelly
After just six categories, we are tied? It is a good thing I have a tie breaker in place for just these situations.
How do you figure out who is the hotter WAG? Easy! Keep it simple and ask the question, Who is hotter?
Minka Kelly has plenty of qualities that we all love and most of them involve her beauty. There is something about her that makes me want to pay attention when she enters a room. But is she hot enough to win it all?
Hotter: Brooklyn Decker
On paper, Brooklyn Decker is the complete opposite of Minka Kelly. However, when you break it down into a slide show, cough cough, you begin to see the comparisons.
The two women are both extremely sexy in their own way. Brooklyn is one of those babes that looks good in any article of clothing she puts on. There are only a few women in the world capable of that.
So who is the winner?
Who Is Hotter?
Minka Kelly, hands down.
Although the race was tight, Minka was just that much better. She brings a sex appeal that makes any guy feel like he has a chance with her. It is almost like she is the girl next door type but with a naughty side.