Rhian Sugden is quite popular overseas, and quite hot everywhere, so much so that it's time to introduce her to the American audience.
She is an English glamour model, Page Three Girl and the latest hottie to enter the world of MMA as a ring girl.
What exactly do ring girls accomplish? I have no idea.
But I do know this: Rhian Sugden is Bleacher Report's MMA Hottie of the Week.
Rhian Sugden is from Manchester, England, having spent most of her youth as an aspiring athlete.
Her main sport? Swimming.
This is just a hunch, but I bet she was pretty good because of her built-in flotation devices.
It's been said that Rhian Sugden made straight A's in high school.
And I'm sure it had nothing to with the fact that she looks like this.
Her high school teachers were probably one step away from appearing on To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen.
Sugden was also involved in theater in high school, starring in plays like Grease and Alladin.
I think we can all agree that rubbing a lamp and having her come out is equivalent to having three wishes granted.
I mean, I'll take Rhian Sugden over a Robin Williams voiceover any day.
After graduating from high school, Sugden made her way to Bury College, where she studied Law, Information Technology, Media and Psychology.
Sugden actually dropped out of college because she wasn't a fan of taking tests.
I'd be willing to bet all she had to say was she didn't want to take the tests and her professors would have obliged.
Come on, you know that's true.
After leaving college, Sugden worked as a junior administrator at a real estate company before becoming a network administrator at Global Telecoms.
Her job there was to send out phone bills.
Unless she personally delivered them, that's a damn shame.
It was at Global Telecoms that her co-workers realized, "Hey, this girl's smoking hot. Maybe she should be a model."
They then encouraged her to put together a portfolio and send it to a modeling agency.
And she did.
If anyone has the address of any of her co-workers, please let me know. I'd like to personally send them a "Thank You" card.
Don't kid yourself.
The question you've been asking yourself this entire time is, "How big are Sugden's, um, assets?"
Well, I can confirm that they are size 32E.
Now you can stop searching on Google.
In August 2006, Sugden made her first appearance on the infamous Page Three of The Sun newspaper, which is essentially a page that is devoted completely to topless photos of hot women.
I'd show you the pictures, but I like writing for Bleacher Report and don't want to jeopardize my status here.
Plus, I already hear you typing away at your keyboard anyway.
Sugden is now mostly known for her appearances in four magazines: Maxim, Loaded, Zoo and Nuts.
I do believe she is now maximally hot, loaded with money and so hot that she drives the animals at the zoo nuts.
See what I did there?
Sugden is now widely considered to be one of the favorite models of Nuts magazine "readers".
That's like saying you need oxygen to breathe.
Sugden has also done several photo shoots for Loaded magazine alongside fellow English glamour model Lindsey Strutt.
In fact, it's too awesome for this website or anyone under the age of 18.
In 2008, Sugden appeared in the BBC documentary series Glamour Girls, during which she claimed to be "stopped everywhere she goes" for people looking for an autograph.
I bet that's not all they're looking for.
Fun fact of the day: Sugden is also a DJ, though she keeps that on the down low.
So while she's on the ones and twos, you're dating ones and twos.
Just kidding, fellas.
Sugden gew up with a house full of animals and has used her newfound celebrity to help them by working at an animal sanctuary.
Kind of ironic, huh?
She works at an animal sanctuary while also having the ability to turn men into animals themselves.
Sugden is reportedly an avid skydiver.
I've never done it and don't plan to because I'd rather lay in bed than risk my life.
But if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that a man will do anything for a hot woman.
And I'm no exception to that rule.
In 2007, Sugden was the recipient of Nuts magazine's Best Wet Breasts Award.
Wet, dry, whatever--it doesn't really matter to me.
Anything that involves the words "Rhian Sugden" and "breasts" sounds like a surefire recipe for success.
If you're interested in having Sugden appear at any function you might be having, you should now that she is represented by Girl Management.
That literally sounds like the coolest place ever.
All I have to do is manage beautiful girls? Count me in.
Sugden's ultimate goal in life is to become a midwife.
For a full explanation of what a midwife is, read this, but basically it's a woman (or man in some cases) who offers to help a pregnant woman before, during and after childbirth, even with things like breastfeeding.
I don't know why, but I just keep imagining a guy bringing Sugden home to his wife and saying, "Look, honey, I've got you some help for you during your pregnancy."
I'm sure the wife would be thrilled.
In February 2010, Sugden became an even bigger media sensation when it was discovered that she had both sent and received lewd "sext" messages to married TV presenter Vernon Kay.
Basically, it was like the Brett Favre situation.
Except we actually got to see a hot girl in the buff this time.
I hate to see her go...but I love to watch her leave.
Truer words have never been spoken, or written.