Caroline Wozniacki and the Hottest Female Athletes in Sports Today
Caroline Wozniacki is headed for the Australian Open semifinals after defeating Francesca Schiavone in the Open quarterfinals earlier today.
But if she keeps looking gorgeous while sweating and swinging a big racquet, she'll be headed for unparalleled hotness, too.
There's just something about Wozniacki that screams "hot athlete" like there's something about Lindsay Lohan that screams "train wreck."
And though Wozniacki may be the No. 1 women's tennis player in the world, does she tip the hotness scale enough to be the No.1 hottie in all of sports?
Let's find out.
Here are the 10 hottest female athletes in sports today.
10. Anna Rawson, Golf
Anna Rawson is an Australian professional golfer who is one of the lesser known hotties of the LPGA tour.
Here's a fun fact about Rawson: She turned pro all the way back in 2004, but she didn't actually get her LPGA card until the start of the 2009 tour.
So apparently she's not very good.
No one ever said winning was a part of the hotness equation, though.
In college, I took one of those leisure classes where you just play golf two or three times a week.
The class was easy, but no women like that were sinking 35-foot putts or helping me correct my slice.
I do remember it being cold most days, though.
And Rawson doesn't seem to mind playing golf when it's a bit chilly outside.
9. Caroline Wozniacki, Tennis
Congratulations are order to Caroline Wozniacki, who has officially passed up Maria Sharapova as the smoking hot tennis player of the WTA.
I mean, Sharapova is actually engaged to Sasha Vujacic, the same Sasha Vujacic who calls himself "The Machine."
If he can get her, then maybe we always overrated Sharapova's hotness.
Now, Wozniacki officially takes the crown as the woman I most like to hear grunt on national television.
She's a Screamer
One thing Caroline Wozniacki seems to avoid is wearing bikinis or being caught on camera anywhere other than the tennis court.
Oh, how you disappoint me, Caroline.
But Caroline! Caroline! All the guys would say she's mighty fine.
And I would agree.
8. Lindsey Vonn, Ski Racing
The bad thing about ski racing (or any other winter sport for that matter) is that you have to sit there and watch these women with amazing bodies wear six layers of clothing.
It's kind of like going to a buffet and seeing steaks, lobsters and plenty of other delicious treats only to be told that you can only have the unseasoned grilled chicken breast.
Wait, what? That's not fair.
I vote that Lindsey Vonn must compete in the attire that's more like what you're looking at for the remainder of her career, even if the temperature dips to below zero.
So Lindsey Vonn is hot in addition to being a good athlete?
It might kinda suck to date a girl who can beat you in any sport, huh?
Not that that's a bad idea. I'm just saying.
7. Danica Patrick, NASCAR
Danica Patrick is another one of those athletes who falls victim to the "I have to wear too much clothes when I work" problem.
Then again, she's not exactly dressed like a nun in those GoDaddy.com commercials.
And any guy who didn't immediately visit that website after he first saw the commercial to find out just what the hell GoDaddy.com is, well, they're lying.
Up Close With Danica
Danica, I'd be lying if I said I have ever watched a NASCAR race.
If I ever have the need to watch cars drive around in circles, I'll just buy my drunk uncle a six-pack of Natty Light and let him do his thing.
But after much research on this article (by research, I mean Googling your name and looking for pictures of you) I decided that NASCAR might be worth watching.
Only if they change your uniform requirements, of course.
6. Natalie Gulbis, Golf
There have only been a few times in life when I wished I was someone (or something) other than myself.
This is one of those times.
Only Natalie Gulbis can make me want to be the redheaded stepchild of the tree world, the palm tree.
How can you go wrong with a hot, half-naked girl who knows how to handle a big stick?
I was talking about the flag stick, of course.
Get your mind out of the gutter, fellas.
5. Niki Gudex, Mountain Biking
The next time you start to make fun of your neighbor as he puts on his dorky helmet and mountain biking gear and heads off to your local bike trail, don't do it.
That guy just might be a genius.
Because as much I love to play basketball, I never see anyone like Niki Gudez draining three-pointers and throwing down sick dunks.
All I see is middle-aged men with too much back hair and smelly guys who forgot to put on deodorant.
The Land Down Under
You have 10 seconds to guess where Niki Gudex is from?
Hint: look at the slide title.
All right, if you haven't gotten it by now, then you need to work on your geography.
Niki Gudex is Australian for hot!
4. Heather Mitts, Soccer
When I was about nine or 10 years old, I used to play in an intramural co-ed soccer league.
And let me just say that no chick on my team ever looked anything like Heather Mitts.
I'm thankful that was the case, though, because then I never would have scored any goals because all I would have done is chase my teammate around the entire game.
What? Like you wouldn't have?
Ladies and gentlemen, Heather Mitts is the wife of NFL quarterback A.J. Feeley.
And you know what else she is?
Further proof that all it takes is being in the NFL to bag yourself a hottie.
See: Hank Baskett.
3. Amanda Beard, Swimming
Call her old news, call her washed up, call her whatever you want.
I call Amanda Beard insanely hot.
I mean, that might be the greatest pair of hand boobs that I've ever seen.
Feeling The Blues
It's damn near impossible to explain how hot she looks in this picture.
On a scale of 1-10? Easily a 10.
I would probably donate my right hand to spend an evening with Ms. Beard.
Oops...Guess I gotta get someone to type the rest of this, because doing another few more slides without my good hand just won't cut it.
2. Bia and Branca Feres, Synchronized Swimming
I don't know whether to be freaked out or turned on that a set of twins are about three inches away from locking lips.
I'll leave it up to you to decide which way I'm leaning.
Ah, screw it. Clearly that's hot.
Twice As Nice
Here's the burning question of the day: Which one's Bia and which one's Brianca?
Better yet, shouldn't it be Bria and Bianca? Aren't those more normal names?
Never mind. I don't even know why I'm talking about this.
I could care less which one's which.
1. Kelly Kelly, Wrestling
Considering wrestling is scripted, are wrestlers even considered athletes?
Of course, they are, especially for my purposes.
After all, once you took another look at Kelly Kelly, you knew that I had to include her on this list anyway.
Because whether she can connect with a dropkick is irrelevant.
Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun
Look, Kelly Kelly is an absolutely stupid ring name.
That's like calling myself Blake Blake.
But for all I care, you can call her Orange Orange.
Nothing will change the fact that she's smoking hot.