BCS Championship Game: A Completely Biased Fan’s Prediction

Senior Analyst Written on January 04, 2008

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Early on in the season, Flynn was one of the more popular figures in college football for his propensity to win big games in the clutch and his uncanny resemblance to Matt Damon. But can there be much said about the latter half of the year?

No, not really. Let’s just say Mr. Flynn had better watch out for Vernon Gholston and his arms.

Remember too that Les Miles is a Michigan Man. Given the historical success of Michigan men against Ohio State in the 21st century, this doesn’t bode too well for LSU fans.

Luckeyes, Suckeyes, Chumpeyes, Dumpeyes, Slowhio—whatever cute little insult you have for the team, the Buckeyes are winning 60-3...and you heard it from this irrational Buckeye fan first.

The objective writer in me is now going to drown himself. In fact, I won’t have to worry, because I’m sure some LSU fan will have already told me to do so.

Enjoy the BCS Championship Game. Look for a fitting end to a crazy season.

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