Zdeno Chara And The 25 Ugliest Looking Players In The NHL
Some people are just ugly. I know I’m no looker but some people are just downright ugly.
Others just look odd.
The following list is of the odd, the bad and the ugly of the NHL.
All players are current so we miss out on the mugs of Mike Ricci and Rod Brind’Amour, I’m sorry.
I have to thank HFBoards.com for some funny ideas! There are a lot of really smart hockey people on that board so I encourage you to visit the site.
Sami Salo looks like Boo Radley from the movie To Kill a Mockingbird. Robert Duvall plays the character so enjoy looking it up.
Ian Laperriere looks like Captain Spaulding from House of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects.
He is probably just as dangerous too.
Adam Foote looks like Freddy Krueger!
Anze Kopitar is pretty ugly. I mean look at him.
If Scott Hartnell had a child with a muppet...Kopitar.
If Phil Kessel's eyes were any farther back in his head, he could see his brain.
He always looks like he just got off a bender.
Shawn Horcoff in this picture looks like a Jersey Shore reject.
Pascal Leclaire looks like a little rat.He always looks like something smells bad near him.
Look at the picture; you know he is wondering if someone skated through something.
That's not pretty.
Alexander Ovechkin may be a ladies man, but he isn’t landing women because of his looks.
Alexander the Great ain't so great in the face.
Andrei Markov looks like a blockhead from Gumby.
Nathan Horton's face makes me angry. I hope he never becomes a Flyer.
Brent Sopel looks like a guest on Jerry Springer.
Get off my wife!
Tyler Kennedy looks like a sick character from Sesame Street.
He has a little beetlejuice head with curly hair. A winning pair.
The Rat 'stache says it all.
He looks like he wants to nibble on something like a squirrel.
Andrei Kostitsyn looks like spoiled, fat kid.
He needs to find some facial hair fast.
Chris Neal, why so grumpy?
Never a smile and when he does, his teeth are jacked up!
Paul Martin looks like an old, butch woman.
Michal Handzus looks like Steve Zahn from Strange Wilderness.
Look it up.
The picture speaks volumes, ha ha volumes!
George Parros isn’t ugly but his mustache needs to be mentioned.
That 'stache is epic and never quits, like the American Flag.
The best quote I ever saw about Olli Jokinen was that he looks like a grown-up baby.
Punch the baby.
Pavel Datsyuk looks like he has a light bulb head.
He may be a great two-way player but he is not handsome.
The Sedin Twins
The Sedin Twins are twice the ugly. Together they make up the ugliest duo in hockey.
They may not be the ugliest players on their own but together, their ugliness is epic!
D.J. King looks like he has a bad attitude.
The image above looks like the morning after a mean Mexican dinner.
Zdeno Chara is ugly but dont tell him I said so.
He looks like Lurch from Addams Family.
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