Taylor Corley and the Top 10 Cheerleaders We'd Like To See Pose For Playboy
Taylor Corley is a name that has taken the internet by storm, as it was recently revealed that the Mississippi State Cheerleader had posed in Playboy before enrolling at the school.
For some reason, there were a lot of people who were up in arms about this. Some of them even wanted her disciplined by the university.
Rightfully so, Mississippi State decided to do nothing, as the magazine of course did not identify her as an MSU student or a member of the cheerleading squad.
And this is a good thing. After all, Taylor's situation got us to thinking that we should make a slideshow of cheerleaders that we want to see pose for Playboy.
And since there's apparently nothing wrong with that, here are 10 cheerleaders we want to see pose for Playboy.
10. Taylor Corley, Mississippi State
Taylor Corley is no different from any other college cheerleader out there.
The Atlanta native is a scholarship student at Mississippi State University, she's a nursing major, and she has a Facebook page.
Like I said, nothing out of the ordinary.
But Taylor Stone, on the other hand...
Ah yes, Taylor Stone was Corley's alias when she posed for Playboy after answering an Atlanta casting call.
Her images were published in November, but they were shot before she enrolled at Mississippi State.
So sure, you could argue that Taylor Corley (or Stone) shouldn't be on this list because she already posed for Playboy. But can you honestly say you've had enough?
I didn't think so.
Nevertheless, I am stashing her last on this list because she is, I'm afraid to say, old news.
9. Marlins Mermaid
When you think of baseball, you don't necessarily think of cheerleaders. Unless, of course, your mind just works that way, in which case I'm sorry for being insensitive.
In any case, this lovely lady is a member of the Marlins Mermaids. And in my opinion, she has the goods to go on Playboy and put baseball cheerleading on the map.
Just imagine the possibilities: instead of stupid green mascots parading around the dugout, we had hotties in skimpy outfits.
8. Virginia Tech Hottie
I've done a lot of college football cheerleader slideshows in my day, and I think this girl features in every single one of them.
That's a profound accomplishment, and admittedly pretty stalker-ish on my part.
But no matter. I think she's perfect for Playboy. In addition to being really hot, she also knows how to pose.
7. Alicia, Oakland Raiders
If I wanted to, I could probably populate this list exclusively with Raiderettes. And you know what, I don't think anybody would complain.
But I had to pick one, and I guess I had a soft spot for Alicia.
Maybe it's her smile. Or maybe it's the fact that, like me, she's an English major.
Or maybe it's her bosom.
Either way, Playboy seems like the way to go.
6. TCU Cheerleader
In my days of doing college cheerleader compositions, I've noticed that TCU does tend to produce some pretty amazing cheerleaders.
For a school that has "Christian" in its title, that's kind of surprising. But maybe that's what William Blake was talking about when he said that brothels are built with bricks of religion.
Woah, wait a second, what the hell am I insinuating here anyway?
Oh hell, never mind. The point here is that this lovely lady would be a good find for Playboy, wouldn't you agree?
5. Anonymous Cowboys Cheerleader
When it came to picking out a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader for this list, I knew that it was going to be something of an exhaustive process, not unlike what Hefner himself has to go through when choosing girls to sleep wi... I mean, photograph.
But it just so happened that this was one of the first pictures that presented itself.
4. Michelle, Baltimore Ravens
Michelle has been a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader for three years now. She's also a local girl, growing up in La Plata, Maryland.
Michelle is a Project Engineer at the moment, but her bio says she has her sights set on being a Project Management Professional someday. It also says she loves going to church.
That's all well and good, but this picture has me convinced that she would be right for Playboy.
3. Jessica, New England Patriots
Jessica has been a cheerleader for the New England Patriots for two years, and is also currently pursuing a degree in Dental Hygiene at Middlesex Community College.
Now, Taylor Corley's situation tells us that colleges and Playboy may not necessarily agree with each other. But this is a community college we're talking here. I'm sure they'd take the press.
Besides, have you see this picture?
In fact, are you even reading these words?!
2. Destiny, Atlanta Hawks
This Atlanta Hawks cheerleader goes simply by "Destiny," and she featured prominently in Bleacher Report Featured Columnist Thomas Delatte's list of The 100 Hottest Cheerleaders in the NBA.
Well, I didn't want to steal her, but I'm afraid I have no choice. She's that hot.
Rest assured that if Hef ever sees her, he won't hesitate to steal her from me. And I wouldn't mind that one bit.
1. Larisa and Marisa, Houston Texans
They're twins, and they're cheerleaders.
As if that wasn't enough, they love to bake.
As a matter of fact, forget Playboy. I want to marry both of them.
But for now, I suppose I'll just have to be content with calling them No. 1.