Of course you've heard the old expression, "If there was one guy I had to be in the bunker or go to war with, it would definitely be so and so."
It's an expression that has extended itself into the world of sport. Mickey Mantle, Ted Williams, (literally), Jim Brown of course, Lawrence Taylor, Joe Montana—the list is not endless but there are some great candidates to choose from.
And what about on the female side?
It's the end of days and you're trapped in a bunker or air-tight shelter until the almost endless store of canned foods have run their course, a cease-fire has been called or persistent high winds have blown away the impact of life-shattering radiation.
Yes, the nights may get cold, the hotter the female companion the better, but there's got to be more—
something to do outside the sheets, some good chatter, a running ping pong game—anything to keep the boredom of otherwise complete solitude from setting in to the point of pure insanity.
So here's our list, highly speculative we admit, but this bunker scenario is something we've only just begun to fully contemplate.
Nevertheless we have no doubt you'll find qualities you love in The Girls We Wouldn't Mind being Be Locked Away With For A Very Long Time.
We know, one look at Mazza and you're ready to throw the whole formula out the window.
That having been said, aside from the astonishing bod, MM is bilingual, can teach you Italian in bed, plays the piano (which you should be able to fit in the enclosed space), has studied dance extensivelyand is a reasonably accomplished actress who can re-enact scenes from some of your favorite Spaghetti Westerns.
Actually she's going to be a pretty tough act to follow. But we'll try.
You don't need any convincing but here's a bio from her website:
Brittney Palmer's infectious charisma has engendered her prestigious spot as a WEC ring girl since 2008 and she is currently a professional dancer on the critically acclaimed show X Burlesque on the Las Vegas Strip as well.
Ms. Palmer is a confident, sexy bombshell with a great business style that says, “Here I am!” Her unique body, mind and spirit characteristics assure a long running career in anything she sets her heart and mind to.
Two down, 18 to go!
It seems like a man could happily spend a lifetime watching Adrianna try on every single Victoria's Secret outfit she's previously adorned.
If you have a rubber or latex fetish, Canadian-born Bianca is your girl.
Anna's got some crazy strict ideas about monogamy.
If you do too there should be endless avenues for discussion and implementation.
If you love to 'rassle Torrie's your girl!
If you don't love to 'rassle you better start learning.
Only surfers need apply.
You won't be catching waves but you can talk endlessly about the big one that got away.
Perfect for any man who wants the inside dope on Brett Favre.
The ultimate sports babe, every non irradiated male from New York to California has just raised his hand.
For whatever it means, Laura studied law at the Autonomous University of Bucaramanga (Columbia).
That's no joke.
Weber's undergraduate education was funded by her Go-Go dancing at popular venues in Hollywood and Las Vegas.
During this period, she had braces applied to straighten her teeth and she began pursuing a degree in Orthodontics.
Actually we would have made an exception to the rule in Weber's case, but a Go-Go dancing orthodontist with her looks opens up all kinds of possibilities for sequestered living.
We happen to know the oft minimally attired Paraguayan World Cup superfan can work wonders with a hot plate and canned goods.
That'll do it.
If you're a Baywatch lover Gena's got enough behind-the-scenes dope to keep you occupied during the very brief moments you're not draped all over each other.
Only Russian history buffs with a penchant for fancy rope tricks need apply!
You've got to have a deep and meaningful interest in hockey.
You need to have a deep and meaningful interest in Playboy, besides being pretty well endowed.
In Atkinson's case a simple understanding of the King's English will do!
Or is that Queen's English?
One or the other.
A deep, mutual passion for the color Lilac will work wonders.
If this Serbian-born, Italian TV phenomenon can't hold your interest for a decade or two, we can't imagine who would.
Delicious Kim will find a way to make a reality show of it.
And she'll Twitter your brains out too!
And that's all she wrote,