Every billionaire developer under the California sun has tried to convince the NFL home office that it's time to bring professional football back to the fun filled media capitol of the Western World, but to no avail.
We nominate Kim Kardashian as the person most likely to have success where others have failed and see her as the next owner of a Los Angeles based NFL team. She obviously knows the game, if not has an intimate knowledge of any number of the leagues players, and with a single twitter can literally raise an army of constituents to support her candidacy.
The pressure on Roger Goodall to succumb would be great, and although he's pretty much a tight-ass, well why not. I mean if Marc Antony and Jennifer Lopez are good enough for the Miami Dolphins why not a team in L.A. under the ultra fine auspices of Kim Kardashian.
It makes good sense, developers would keel over to make her every wish come true, free agents would flock to her side and in no time at all L.A. would have a flagship franchise.
No, they won't be called the Los Angeles Kardashians, the Los Angeles Butts or anything anatomical.
The Los Angeles Stars? That would be good but too much like the NHL North Stars. The Los Angeles Smog? No. Marine Layer? No. Sandy Beaches? That's ridiculous.
What about the Blitz? The Los Angeles Blitz?
Not terrible, but a poll is definitely in order.