Beanie Bagged: Chris Wells Doubtful for USC Game

Grab a chicken and head down to the Shoe; it’s time for a sacrifice, OSU fan. The football gods are angry and need to be pacified soon, or else Beanie’s not going to play.

Sure it’s possible you could win without him, I mean anything is possible, right? Lyle Lovett married Julia Roberts, if anything should have been impossible, that was it right there.

So don’t cry too much, OSU fan, it’s possible you could still win the game, it’s just so unlikely it’s laughable.

Of course this could all be a ruse by coach Tressel. It wouldn’t be the first time he’s tricked the nation. The last two years he conned us into believing his Buckeyes belonged in the BCS championship game, and we believed him.

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