World Football's Greatest, Funniest, and Most Biased Chants

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World Football's Greatest, Funniest, and Most Biased Chants

No matter which league, team, country you follow, they all have them. They have the ability to make matches all the more memorable, all the more comic.

I am of course talking about football chants.

Here I list some of my favourites, the classics, the funny, the bias towards Arsenal and Ireland.

 

The Classics

Who are ya? Who are ya?

Are you x in disguise?

Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go-oo, here we go, here we go, here we go-oo, here we go!!

There's only one x

x is magic, he wears a magic hat and when he saw the x he said I'm having that

We're on our way, we're on our way, we're off to x we're on our way, how we get there we don't know, how we get there we don't care, all we know is we are on our way

Are you watching, are you watching, are you watching x, are you watching x?

Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to Wembley, que sera sera

Your not singing, your not singing, your not singing anymore, your not singing anymore

 

The Funny

Don't blame it on the Bis-Can, don't blame it on the Ger-rard, Don't blame it on the Ham-man, Blame it on the Traore! He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet!!! —Sung to the tune of The Jackson Five's "Blame it on the Boogie"

Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams —Sung by fans after the Rangers' keeper was diagnosed with schizophrenia

When the Spurs start to cry,
When they don’t qualify,
Blame lasagne,
When they think it’s a treat,
But it’s really dodgy meat,
Blame lasagne...         

OR

Lasagne woah!
Lasagne woah!
We laughed ourselves to bits,
When Tottenham had the s**ts,
Lasagne woah! 
—A chant dream up by Arsenal fans after Spurs' players contracted food poisoning

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard... —
When a certain Mr.Gerrard looked for a move to Chelsea to the tune of "Que Sera"

We all dream of a team of Gary Breens, team of Gary Breens, team of Gary Breens —Sung by Ireland fans at WC 2002                                                                                                        

Arsenal

And it's Arsenal,
Arsenal FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen....

Arsene Wenger's red and white army

Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner,
Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner,
Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner,
Oooh to, oooh to be, oooh to be a Gooner...

Boring, Boring Arsenal,
Boring, Boring Arsenal,
Boring, Boring Arsenal.
                                                                                   Now sung ironically of course!

By Jesus said Paddy, I sing it so well,
I think I'll get up and I'll sing it again,
So Paddy got up and he sang it again,
Over and over and over again...........

Stand up for the Arsenal,
Stand up for the Arsenal,
Stand up for the Arsenal,
Stand up for the Arsenal...

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
But this guy can pass,
He's CESC FABREGAS,

Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!
Come on Arsenal!

Good old Arsenal,
We're proud to say that name,
And while we sing this song,
We'll win the game.

One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal,
One-nil to the Arsenal...

She wore,
She wore,
She wore a yellow ribbon,
She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when,
I asked,
Oh why she wore that ribbon,
She said its for the Arsenal and we're going to Wembley,
Wembley,
Wembley,
We're the famous Arsenal and we're going Wembley...

We love you Arsenal, we do,
We love you Arsenal, we do,
We love you Arsenal, we do,
Oh Arsenal we love you!

 

Rep.Ireland

Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole

Trapattoni, Trappatoni, Ole, Ole, Ole, Trapattoni, Trapattoni, Ole, Ole, Ole

We're all part of Gio's army and we're going to beat Italy and we'll really shake them up when we win the World Cup cos Ireland has the greatest football team

Come on ye boys in green, come on ye boys in green

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Hope you enjoyed them. As I said they are rather biased towards my favourites, I'm sure everyone has their own favourite team chant.

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