A wise man once said, "Boobs are nice." That wise man was me. And I believe I was suffering from a sudden and violent attack of New Year's Eve syndrome, or I was intoxicated. But I stick by my very profound statement. Boobs are, in fact, nice.
They have been the driving force for men since the dawn of time. They will continue to be so long after we have passed from the mortal coil. It really is unfair, actually.
Women tout these fantastic amazing things whose sole purpose is to befuddle and confuse us while drawing us near. Okay, they may also be used to feed infants. But being that I am not a huge fan of babies, I will disregard this point.
I guess my thesis statement, if one were mandated, is that there are a great many things to enjoy in life, but none more great than a nice rack. Here are the 50 best in the world of sport.