This is a simple enough format, so we'll dispense with the preamble — would these exceedingly hot twenty women have chosen these these twenty men if not for their power, fame, athletic prowess and in some cases good looks?
We'll start off with death defying Carmella DeCesarre, Playboy Centerfold, Playmate of the Year, would she have married ....
.... Jeff Garcia?
Maybe the Ex QB is as charming as a de-quilled porcupine but it's pretty hard to imagine anything overcoming this ulta frightening mug.
The guess here is not in a million years.
A picture speaks a million, or in this case a billion words. Lima frequently stated she would be a virgin until her wedding day. Who's the lucky man?
Marco who? Actually Jarik experienced some pretty nice success on the European hardwood, but in the U.S. he banked big dough, $7,000,000 a year, for contributing essentially nothing.
(Not that Lima needs the money, she's got plenty of her own.)
Would Adriana have excepted the proposal if Jarik was, let's say, an oversized janitor?
He might have been a big and tall model though.
Their paths could have crossed, electricity might have crackled—but no, glorious Adriana would probably still be on the lookout for the man of her dreams and all the wonders that lurk below would remain hidden away—albeit in the barest sense—under the strict protection of lock and key.
Would this stunning, sophisticated woman have married her very own Daddy Warbucks?
He's a paunchy egomaniac with the worst comb-over in hairdo history. Not even in the stone ages.
She's a Brooklyn born T.V. personality with some very nice assets.
He's a Brooklyn born NBA superstar.
But what if he was a tall camera man and the two of them fell in love after grabbing a particularly hot lead story.
We would say, yes, that's a possibility.
She promised to run naked thru the streets of Paraguay if her home town team won the World Cup.
What's the application here?
Do we really need one?
She used to date N.Y. Ranger, Sean Avery.
Now she's married to Vancouver's Dion Phaneuf.
It's pretty clear she's got a "hockey player only" philosophy.
We think Swish would have found a way.
Sure, Elin Nordgren might have endured a little pain and suffering along the way but she did go from an Au Pair to a $100,000,000 woman.
You have to kind of feel it was all worth it!
The initial requisite is being able to say her name three times fast.
Then you have to be Russian born and one of the world's best and most highly paid hockey players.
Washington's 'Jet' has it all going on. Good thing he's not still living at his parents house playing guitar in the basement.
All grown up.
We don't think Alyssa would have the same kind of passion for a minor league affiliate.
One of the hottest women on the planet, and also one of the first to get on the air as a sports reporter.
That's a dream combo, and you've got to figure almost every athlete in America has tried to work their way into her heart—or at least her bedroom.
Who made it?
Considering the heavy comp you've got figure Podsednick oozes charm. Tough to say, but we're going to give this one a thumbs up.
First he was her father, then her boyfriend, and of course they have been man and wife now for a number of years.
Yeah, it's strange, but Woody's basically been screaming I'm strange in his films for years, so we cut him slack and he gets to go out in public and watch his team, The Knicks, without getting hassled.
Would she have married him if he wasn't a film star, producer and director?
Well, considering the course of their relationship thus far we would say nothing should be ruled out.
You never know what will happen, but right now the female recently voted the Sexiest Woman On The Planet appears slotted to marry this Yankee icon.
Of course Jeter has had his fair share of beautiful women during his career with the Yankees, but how do you think he was managing when he was toiling in the minors?
Or back in Detroit in his high school days?
Seriously, it's hard to go against the Yankee Captain's track record of success, but Minka Kelley without the Pinstripes?
It's touch and go, but we're going to have to say no.
Uy, yuy, yuy, now this is one incredible woman! It's no coincidence that we have her back to back with Minka because her man has just recently signed on with the Yanks for 2011.
Even if he keeps his Major League gig going there's no way Martin holds onto Marikym Hervieux.
If he happens to fall out of baseball?
Well, maybe he could carry her dry cleaning home one day.
Over on the Brit side they consider Cheryl Cole to be the sexiest woman on the planet.
They don't have to argue with us.
At one time she was married to renowned British footballer Ashley Cole. Who's she attached to now?
Actually Derek Hough is a top American dancer, a Latin Dance Champion, so you'd have to say being deft of foot, enough to engender a certain amount of world renown, is requisite for working your way into Cheryl Cole's heart, or more favorably, ample bosom.
But he still looks like her little brother.
Loved by men everywhere there only seems to be one that she was truly devoted to. Maybe she just can't get over the former Heisman winner and current Saint.
Of course the former USC superstar was recently stripped of that Heisman and if he doesn't do something soon in New Orleans he could be out on the sidewalk looking for another NFL job.
Maybe Kim could get over him then.
An oldie but a goody to be sure at this point. Who managed to turn Pam's head before she went on to bigger things with Tommy Lee?
Surfers always get the girl, broooooooo.
Slater's got a track record like Jeter, including DiCaprio's gal Bar Rafaeli.
It's not about the money, with or without the accolades Slater's got Pam's number.
First it was Dodger pitcher Brad Penny and it seems one informed the other of the break up on Howard Stern.
Who's she with now?
There's a gigantic height differential, but Fox seems to have a hold on things.
This guy's got the mojo with women. I don't think Dushku is too concerned about his level of fame or fortune at this point.
How about you?
Hottest woman in the history of professional sports? Very possibly, and we know her boyfriend is an international star.
He's tried every which way to get her to marry him, gave her a ring the size of Mount Rushmore, and while she professes to be very happy, Anna won't marry Enrique.
I don't think his chances would be any better if he were, let's say, singing on a gondola in Venice.
Russian women don't mess around like that. They like to keep their eye on the big prize.
Would she be with Jay Z if he were nothing more than a frustrated up & comer in the world of music?
A piano bar crooner, graffiti artist, a guy sketching women by Central Park for $25 a shot?
No way, bubba!
That's it for 2010, catch you next year,