Seriously though, you can't make that call. He technically broke the rule, but you can't punish them for that. It wasn't excessive. Gah, I hate rules! I hate them so much I might just start ignoring all grammar rules... Me! tinks? rools) * iz dum$
16. For some reason I'm beginning to hate USF. I wanna fight them. All. Individually.
17. I'm really tired of assuming that we're (Texas Longhorns if you don't know me) gonna lose to OU. You're not elite if you look at your schedule and have to devise a way to be the best while losing to one team. I mean we own the all time series, but it's gotten really annoying the last eight years or so.
I hate those motherless dogs. We're good enough to beat them, we just find a way to lose unless we're heavily favored. They make the Big 12 look bad. I seriously have to contain myself whenever I see one of them. There's this girl at the gym that keeps wearing a Sooner shirt and I want to make a comment about her hygiene or kick her in the nipple or something. Gah, I hate them.
18. FSU. 69-0? I don't care who you are, that's impressive. I'm surprised Bobby let them stay at that number though. I thought he was more of a missionary man.
19. OMG! DID YOU GUYS CATCH THAT INTENSE IDAHO/IDAHO STATE GAME!?!?!? Yeah, me neither.
20. Things do not look good for: Michigan, Syracuse (not news), Pitt, and Arkansas (YAY!!) among many others.
21. Matthew McConaughey (who's name is extremely hard to spell by memory. seriously, try it sometime), is still a cool-arse Longhorn fan. He does narration/voice overs for this Baby Longhorns DVD (which is a whole other story). Check out this link here:
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/090308_mcconaughey.mp3
It's pretty hilarious. This guy always sounds philosophically stoned without anything to say. My favorite part is when he laughs and then says "laughter."
22. The Horns were disappointing in their UTEP performance, but I can't quite put my finger on what they did wrong. Did anyone watch? Do you know? I was happy that: A. we finally got some sacks, B. Colt looked pretty good and had decent numbers, and C. Fozzy got in the game and looks like he has some serious potential. I was a little disturbed by: A. We didn't get more sacks, B. Our offense looked sluggish at times, and C. We weren't completely dominant against a HORRIBLE UTEP team.
23. Congrats again GTech. I was really concerned about the PJ hire, but I guess he knows what he's doing. P.S.: I know this isn't relevant anywhere else, but I live in Atlanta and I have lots of friends here who went to school there. I apologize to fans of real teams. Just Kidding Techies!
24. Persian food is good as hay-ell! Although there isn't much variety. Everything seems to be some kind variation of a kabob. But hey, who am I to complain about roasted meat?
25. Have there ever been a pair of human ears larger than Tommy Tuberville's? I mean that guy must save a ton on airfare. DumboAir shall be his new nickname. The team better get its offense figured out completely before SEC play, or they're going down.
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