"I didn't know the NFL supported G-Unit?"
"I don't know how I completed that pass either!!!"
"I'm the consensus first overall pick in fantasy leagues because I have moves like this."
"Man, after that performance, I better be starting on someone's fantasy team next week."
"Whatever happened to the Greatest Show on Turf?"
"I was the first overall pick in the 2005 draft and J.T. O'Sullivan is starting over me? I guess that's what I get for being a system quarterback in college."
"Hola, me llamo Chad Ocho Cinco y mi numero es ocho cinco. ¿Y tú?"
"I don't recall running this play in practice."
"Okay, where's that bum that backed up Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart in college and hasn't started a football game since high school?"
"If you guys lose to Joe 'Schmo' Flacco and company, I swear I'll give you all tittie-twisters."