100 Hottest WAGs of 2010

The first decade of the new century is almost over but we still have a few weeks left to celebrate the wonderful year in sports.

This year featured a first time Super Bowl Champion, an amazing World Cup run by Team USA, "The Decision", an underdog World Series, and most importantly, a whole lot of beautiful women standing behind all those men.

Last year we saw the rise of the WAGs. This year, the WAGs continued their rise to almost complete domination. 

Without making you wait any longer, here are the 100 hottest WAGs of 2010.

Enjoy!

100. Bethany Dempsey: Clint Dempsey

Clint Dempsey's wife is totally naked in this photo. She has no clothing on at all. She is bare from top to bottom. How does she not have blurred censor marks over her body?

I was not a fan of body paint until today.

99. Lindsay Mccormick: Mark Sanchez

The Sanchize strikes again. That is right folks, Mark "you don't have to be good to win" Sanchez is dating the hot sportscaster from ESPN, Lindsay McCormick.

From the images I have glanced over a few times, probably more than that, I have to give the man some credit. She is a hottie.

98. Krystle Campbell: Ryan Howard

Apparently, Krystle Campbell missed a practice during the week so she could spend time with her beau, Ryan Howard. The Eagles cheerleaders were very upset over this move by Krystle.

News Flash ladies, she is dating a man worth over a $100 million dollars. Do you really think she cares? Nope!

97. Lara Bingle: Brendan Fevola

Hi everyone, meet Lara Bingle.

Lara dated Brendan Fevola while he was still married. She claims she did not know he was married but she should have been tipped off when he told her he was going to feed the homeless on Christmas with his fam...I mean, sister.

96. Katie Cassidy: Jarret Stoll

Jarret Stoll should write his own book about how to land models of any age.

He can start with a description of how he landed the ageless beauty, Rachel Hunter, who has a solid thirteen years of age on him, and then jump right into how to date younger women.

In case you were wondering, Katie Cassidy is four years younger than him. To summarize what our buddy J-Stoll has done, he has gone from 41 years to 24 years old. For those of you keeping score, that usually means he wins.

95. Joanna Garcia: Nick Swisher

Joanna Garcia is more than just the hot chick from American Pie 2, as of December 11th, 2010, she is know also the wife of Yankees outfielder Nick Swisher.

I guess it is true what they say, "Athletes always get the girl." 

In Nick's case, they should also add, "even if the athlete is ugly!"

94. Jo Emma Larvin: Joe Calzaghe

Have you ever judged a book by its' cover? How about a person? If you are like me than you probably read less than a blind fish.

However, if you are like most people who like to read than this question is for you. So, do you?

If you do than keep in mind that you are playing with fire, just ask Joe Calzaghe. He dated Jo Emma Larvin, probably not because she was smart, and when they broke up she alleged that he was addicted to cocaine, cheated on her, and threatened her all the time.

You might want to read the first couple of pages next time Joe!

93. Jessie James: Reggie Bush

Unless you missed history class in high school, Jessie James was an outlaw and murderer from Missouri.

Wait a second. That was for a different Jesse James article about a totally different Jesse James. 

Let's just chalk that mistake up to the Metrodome collapsing in Minnesota, no one has blamed them in a few hours.

92. Heidi Watney: Nick Green

Heidi: Can we date the athletes? 

Editor: Not really. Why? Who are we talking about?

Heidi: Nick Green

Editor: Who?

Heidi: That guy I just interviewed.

Editor: You can do what you want, it is your life. Did you at least attempt to go after David Ortiz?

Heidi: Oh no, he is married.

Editor: I meant, about the interview.

91. Sabina Gadecki: David Lee

Having a woman in your corner that play's poker is a good thing, right?

What about having a sexy creature like Sabina Gadecki in your corner? That is not only a good thing but it is a, well, it is a great thing.

90. Chantelle Raleigh: Hamish McIntosh

I know what you are thinking, Hamish McIntosh? I thought that was a computer.

It is alright to confuse the two. One is a Rugby player dating the super hot Chantelle Raleigh and the other is an inanimate object.

89. Nicola T: Bobby Zamora

Nicola T is hot. She is not hot in the same way that Gisele might be considered hot. She is hot like the foot of a barefoot hobo in Texas.

In other words, this chick is smoking fine.

88. Sonia Wild: Ashley Cole

Does anyone know the name of a good flyswatter manufacturer?

I need to use it to slap Ashley Cole in the back of the head and say, "Come on man!"

Dude! Of course you do not send any woman naked photos of yourself, especially one you are trying to cheat on your wife with. That is in the book of man laws.

87. Shantel Jackson: Floyd Mayweather

Floyd Mayweather and Manny Paquaio will never fight in the ring. This is news to some people who are fans of boxing but not to me. These two guys are all talk and no play.

Every time the two men do not fight each other, they are making the epic match a fairy tale. When boxing promoter Bob Arum announced a fight between Manny Pacquaio and Sugar Shane Mosley in May, that further removes the chance of a fight between the two men.

In the mean time, Mayweather can sit around his house admiring the lovely Shantel Jackson, his future wife.

86. Ari Brugh: Barry Zito

Who is Barry Zito's ex-WAG Ari Brugh?

She went to Arizona State, instant hottness credibility. She is hated by most people on the internet, usually means she is even hotter than the pictures give her credit for because people always hate pretty things.

Let's recap real quick, Ari Brugh is a stone cold fox. 

85. Alicia Sacramone: Brady Quinn

Do you watch the Summer Olympics? How about the gymnastics segments? Do you find yourself watching hours of women doing flips and twists, rooting for the hometeam? Yes, yes, and yes.

Would you watch this stuff in a non Olympic setting? Hell no!

What if I told you Alicia Sacramone would be there? No but because Alicia is built like a truck and hotter than barrel of fire, I will consider it.

84. Cameron Diaz: Alex Rodriguez

I find myself leaving this part blank and adding a little lagniappe, that is a word used by many people from New Orleans and it means a little something extra.

But don't thank me, thank the beautiful Cameron Diaz...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

83. Alexandra Loizou: Giorgios Samaras

What is the trick to landing hot models such as Alexandra Loizou? Seriously, what do I have to do to date someone like this hottie?

I guess I have to take up a sport, that usually works, right Giorgios? Women love the athletes.

82. Lorra Podsiadllo: Clint Bowyer

Clint Bowyer, you are the man. Not only do you belong in every man's list of guys they need to high five before they die but you also deserve a shout out from me.

My words might not mean to much but Clint, we salute you and your amazing ability to pick up women like Lorra and your ex, Athena Barber. Great job.

81. Bianca Kajlich: Landon Donavan

Bianca Kajlich and Landon Donavan have had marital problems for quite a long time now. Most people would have given up about a year ago but not these two lovers, they think quitting is for losers.

Of course, it did not hurt that Landon became an American hero when he sent Team USA into the knockout stage of the 2010 FIFA World Cup with his last second goal. Bianca might forget a few of those bad flaws now because everyone loves a hero.

80. Lacey Minchew: Matt Flynn

Matt Flynn had almost no support, outside of his family, going into Sunday night's game against the Patriots. I am a LSU fan and not even I knew he would play at the level he did. 

Matt played so well, he almost led his team to a last minute victory over the "Super Bowl" Patriots. Following the loss, all he did was go home, shower, and slip into bed with his girlfriend Lacey Minchew.

By the looks of her, I might not feel too bad if I were to lose a big NFL games myself.

79. Erica Ellyson: Clay Buckholtz

If that skirt were any shorter she would have to register with the FDA for a hair net.

I wish I could take credit for that joke but that is derived from the talented comedian, Larry the Cable Guy. 

78. Jamie Lynn Sigler: Mark Sanchez

Explain to me how someone that looks like he lost a lot of money in an abandoned warehouse in Mexico from a bad poker game lands Jamie Lynn Sigler?

No serisouly folks. I need to know how Mark "Are they really going to pay me all this money for nothing" Sanchez does it? I want to know so I can send an email to Cam Newton for next season.

77. Julie Henderson: Aaron Rodgers

Julie Henderson has been in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition for the past four consecutive years. She has also been modeling for a long time and has been featured in several magazines.

If you are looking for another reason as to why Aaron Rodgers dated this beauty, I do not think  another one is needed.

76. Marikym Hervieux: Russell Martin

Marikym Hervieux has the closest body type to a Barbie doll then I have ever seen as proven in this photo. Her body is near perfect and she has an amazing pair of twins she houses on her second floor.

There you go folks, another hot model dating a baseball player. What's next, football players dating movie stars?

75. Meagan Good: Thomas Jones

I guess movie stars and models are the only ones that athletes will date these days.

But who can blame them. If I was a professional athlete, Meagan Good would be on top of my list of things to do this week.

At least the male athletes have not began to date the hot female athletes.

74. Leryn Franco: Novak Djokovic

Well, crap!

Now what is left for the rest of us? Lindsay Lohan? No thanks, she has been around more times than any hit by the popular 80's group, Dead or Alive.

73. Izabel Goulart: Robert Green

Izabel Goulart is one of the hottest women to come out of Brazil since Gisele and Adriana Lima. She has been on television several times, mostly on the Conan O'Brien show.

On the Conan O'Brien show, she told him that she learned to speak english from watching the Woody Woodpecker cartoon. That is impressive. I can not speak Spanish and I lived there for a year.

72. Jennifer Ellison: Robbie Tickle

She began her WAG career back in 2001 when she briefly dated Stevan Gerrard. She solidified her place in WAG history when she married boxer Robbie Tickle in 2009. 

So why would she be on a list about WAGs from 2010? She had a baby in February and that is the final piece of the WAG puzzle.

71. Jennifer Esposito: Mark Philippoussis

Every time I think about Jennifer Esposito, I remember a scene from a movie called Taxi.

The scene was not too sexy, it's just Gisele, in a short skirt, feeling up Jennifer. That's nothing too sexy, right? 

See for yourself and you tell me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

70. Rihanna: Matt Kemp

I am not a music critic but the lyrics to Rihanna's Only Girl song deserves a quick mention: 

I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy
Keep thinkin' of me, doin' what you like
So boy forget about the world cuz it's gon' be me and you tonight
I wanna make your bed for ya, then imma make you swallow your pride

As for the last line, "That's what she said."

69. Victoria Lopyreva: Alexander Ovechkin

Victoria Lopyreva won Russia's version of the hit reality television show Survivor called Last Hero.

I think I speak on behalf of the world when I say, if there is any country that should not be making a reality show similar to Survivor, besides North Korea, it would be Russia. 

Do they send the contestants to Siberia and hope one of them returns?

68. Karina Smirnoff: Brad Penny

Have you ever been to the Ukraine? If you think the women in Brazil are hot, just take a quick plane ride over to the Ukraine and re-examine that thought.

Karina Smirnoff, not the drink, is a ballroom dancer from the Ukraine and girlfriend of Brad Penny, also not the drink.

She is just one example of the talent level that comes from the Ukraine.

67. Fabiana Semprebom: Guilermo Canas

Some people have good names. Other people have great names like Fabiana Semprebom.

I almost fell asleep half way through her name. She makes up for the long name with an incredible body and killer smile because her smile is the first thing we noticed, yeah right.

66. Ana Ivanovic: Adam Scott

What did I say about female athletes and male athletes? If these women start to match up, that leaves less chances for someone like myself.

Sure, I might have had a one in a million shot with Ana Ivanovic but in the words of Llyod Christmas, "So you're saying there's a chance!?"

65. Brittney Palmer: Donald Cerrone

A recent post from Brittney Palmer's Twitter account suggests she just might be as sarcastic as I am.

The Twitter post - "Going under water jet skiing" 

I only hope she is kidding around. Do you know how hard it would be to get that thing to do spins under water?

64. Hilary Duff: Mike Comrie

When did Lizzie McGuire grow up? 

It seems like only yesterday she was cracky cheesy jokes on her own Disney show. Boy am I glad they got rid of those types of shows on the Disney Channel starring overused actor/singers.

What? What was that? Who is Miley Cyrus?

63. Samantha Sarcinella: Kyle Busch

If there was an award for being a douche, Kyle Busch would be the reigning champion three years running. I am not sure if it is because he looks like a tool or because he bumped Dale Jr. a few years ago causing him to lose a race. 

Aside from his overall douchiness, spelling aside, Kyle Busch cleaned up when it came to significant other. Samantha Sarcinella makes him look good even when everyone hates him.

62. Sara Carbonero: Iker Casillas

I don't speak her language so there is the obvious language barrier, however, I would learn to speak Spanish after watching her in this video.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

61. Adriana Karembeu: Christian Karembeu

I already knew that Slovakia was a part of Czechoslovakia but I did not know that Adriana Karembeu was studying to become a doctor in Slovakia before she gave it up to be a model.

Ok, I am lying. I had no idea where Slovakia is on the globe. I thought it was an appetizer at a Greek restaurant.

60. Cheryl Tweedy: Ashely Cole

Is there a man in the world that was upset when Cheryl Tweedy and Ashley Cole got divorced?

There might have been some that were feeling her pain but none of them were upset because, hey, she is single again.

59. Stephanie Rice: Eamon Sullivan

Does the Australian accent do anything for you like it does for me? I consider the Australian accent among the sexiest in the world. I love it so much that it has given new life to WAGs such as Stephanie Rice.

Sure, her voice is not the only reason she makes the list, as evident in this photo, but it does help her tremendously. It would not hurt if she was wearing a bathing suit either, just saying.

58. Rosaria Cannavo: Antonio Cassano

I once read an article that asked the question, who is Antonio Cassano?

Who is Antonio Cassano? Who cares who he is? There is an amazingly beautiful woman standing right there looking for a reason to talk to us. So let's go ask her a few good questions. 

57. Victoria Beckham: David Beckham

Let us pretend for a minute that David Beckham did not exist. Would anyone care about Victoria Beckham, as they do now?

Yes! Just take a few moments, go ahead and take a few seconds, and look at that amazingly sexy body of hers. Do you think someone like that would be forgotten? Hell no bro!

56. Anna Burns: Wes Welker

What happens after you break the record for most wings eaten in thirty minutes at a Hooters?

You win a chance at dating one of the hot Hooters pinup girls, just ask Wes Welker. He did not win the contest but he did go home with Anna Burns, a former Hooters pin up girl.

People keep telling that guy he can not do things and all he does is ignore the masses and go against the grain.

55. Gia Allemand: Carl Pavano

Who is this? Where do you know her from?

Gia Allemand was on The Bachelor and is set to play the role of Ava Gardner in the upcoming biopic about the actor Gianni Russo.

Are you still not sure who this is? What about a quick video to kick start your memory?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

54. Jessica Simpson: Eric Johnson

It was not too long ago when we got to witness the single best player on the New York Giants roster, Jessica Simpson, devour a season with one trip to Mexico. Or was it Vegas? 

I would rather not discuss Tony "I want to win, I just do not want to lead" Romo and the Dallas Cowboys so I included this video...

 

 

 

 

 

 

53. Dominique Piek: C.J. Wilson

What can I say about Dominique Piek that has not already been said from this photo? How about this?

She is hot, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, and most of all, finer than a thin piece of glass.

52. Oksana Andersson: Christian Wilhelmson

Oksana Andersson is better known as Oksana Anderson. I had to clarify that up before we get started just in case there was a break in the action and you wanted to hit up Google image search.

Now, back to the hottie. It is Christmas time so why not be a doll and pull that side ribbon for us please. That would make a lot of people happy.

51. Kristin Cavallari: Jay Cutler

At what point did I fall asleep and then wake up to Kristin Cavallari dating Jay Cutler? Was it before or after his, I wear flannel because I rock, press conference?

How would a pair like Kristin and Jay even get together in the first place? He does not look like the type to go to Hollywood and dance at a club all night. He looks like the type that goes home after a game and feeds the hogs.

50. Hayden Panettiere: Wladimir Klitschko

There is something strange with the pairing of Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko. 

For starters, he is like eight foot tall and has around 250 pounds of pure muscle while little Hayden Panettiere stands five foot tall and probably weighs a buck ten.

I am no mathematician but I do know that she has to be limping anywhere she walks these days.

49. Yesica Toscanini: Juan Roman Riquelme

When I was typing this slide and I inputed the name Yesica Toscanini, I think my spell checker had an aneurysm and died. That is not a knock against the lovely Yesica's name, it is just a statement about how my spell check does not understand the use of the letter Y.

For the safety of my spell check, I will not even mention her boyfriends name.

48. Maria Sharapova: Sasha Vujacic

Dear Maria Sharapova, 

I would like to start by saying, I will begin calling you Maria because I only have so much room to write. I would then like to ask one question and it is only two words.

Sasha Vujacic?

Thanks

Tennishottiefan13

47. Soledad Fandino: Gonzalo Higuain

I love it when an photographer positions a model in a pose that can make a man's jaw drop to the floor.

Now that I have picked up my jaw and reset the bones in my face, I can enjoy the rest of Soledad Fandino's body. She is a thing of beauty, isn't she?

46. Noureen DeWulf: Ryan Miller

I have been told by several different people, over the past year, that Noureen DeWulf is one of the hottest women in Hollywood.

Some of those people have also told me that the Dallas Cowboys and Cincinnati Bengals would be playing in the Super Bowl this year.

At least they were right about one thing.

45. Minka Kelly: Derek Jeter

How many times since the World Series ended have we heard discussions about Derek Jeter and his contract negotiations with the Yankees? At least five thousand eight hundred and four times, most of them coming from ESPN.

So why did he finally settle? He is 36 years old, his production has gone down (except for his 2009 season), and he has a serious girlfriend for the first time since he was probably 16 years old. It is time to settle down and start a family and what better way to do that then by collecting a 16 million dollar paycheck instead of a 18 million dollar one, money is better than no money.

Not to mention, he is STILL MAKING 51 MILLION DOLLARS!

44. Kelsi Reich: David Nelson

Kelsi Reich might be dating David Nelson now but she was dating Derek Holland earlier this year.

Let's summarize what the life of a Major League Baseball player.

Go to Wallace State Community College in Alabama in 2006, get drafted by a MLB team, sign a contract, play in your first MLB game three years later, almost win a World Series, date a hot Dallas Cowboys cheerleader even if it only lasts a short while. 

Man, what a life!

43. Francesca Lodo: Javier Zanetti

From first glance, who do you think she is related to? I will give you a few minutes to guess and no cheating.

If you guessed Megan Fox then you are living in a dream world that I need to move into.

If you guessed Amanda Beard, you might want to learn the origins of people's names.

She is cousins with Giorgia Palmas, another WAG beauty featured on my list. If you guessed Giorgia than you probably looked her up on Google.

42. Melanie Collins: Scottie Upshall

There are so many photos of Melanie Upshall, excuse me, Collins, that I wanted to use but I just could not find a way to post all five hundred of them in one slide. 

The good news for you is that Youtube.com is awesome.

 

 

 

41. Rachael Cordingley: Carl Froch

One time I was driving my truck through the country and I came across this woman. She was standing on the side of the road by her car which appeared to be broken down. I was alone and bored so I decided to stop and help.

Once I parked my truck, I approached her to ask if she needed help. When she turned to me to say yes, I noticed a look in her eyes that told me she was hurt. I asked her what was wrong but she told me nothing.

I fixed her car and drove away and I never saw her again.

I tell you this story because it would have been great if Rachael Cordingley was the woman, you think? It would have probably made more sense if she was the woman in the story, right? 

40. Wendy Foster: Matt Hamil

If Hooters is hiring in your neighborhood and you look like Wendy Foster, you should probably apply. Of course, if you look like Wendy Foster than you probably do not read articles like this one. 

Since I have nothing to lose, if you are a Wendy Foster look-a-like, or Wendy Foster herself, how about a number? It does not even have to be your phone number, any number would suffice.

39. Zahia Dehar: French Soccer

"I slept with the men, but I wasn’t truthful about my age. I loved them all. They treated me with utter respect and should be left alone. They spoiled me, and looked after me. They were my men."

There a few things wrong with the previous statement. First of all, she did not love them. I do not care what she says, she loved the money not the man. Secondly, they were married men and she lied about her age, they were certainly not her men.

So aside from Zahia being crazier than a scene from a Benny Hill short, she is still hot and now she is of legal age.

38. Alena Seredova: Gianluigi Buffon

Alena Seredova has a sister named Eliska.

Eliska is hotter than Alena. Can you imagine what the family Christmas party is like for Gianluigi Buffon? How hard is that? (No pun intended)

He has to go to a party where your girlfriend's sister is one of the hottest women in the world. His wife is no slouch either.

37. Eva Gonzalez: Cayetano Rivera

I do not blame you for not knowing the name Cayetano Rivera. He is a Spanish bullfighter which usually means he is well known in Spain but no where else.

Is bullfighting a sport? Is the chance of dying any greater in any other sport? Not so much. I give it a chance as a sport, you have to have some talent to step in to that arena to begin with.

36. Danielle Lloyd: Jamie O'Hara

Miss England 2004...check

Miss Great Britain 2006...check

Pose nude for Playboy...check

Lose title of Miss Great Britain because she posed nude for Playboy...check

Win Celebrity Weakest Link...check

Win Celebrity Total Wipeout...check

Become internationally known as one of the hottest women alive...check

35. Jenna Jameson: Tito Ortiz

I was tempted to put a video of Jenna Jameson on here but was afraid at the reaction I would get. She has too many "great" videos to choose from, it would be tough to put just one.

Of course, I am talking about her old wrestling promo videos. Duh! What did you think I was talking about?

34. Jennifer Scholle: James Blake

There was a time when James Blake was relevant. Too bad that was three years ago. Since then, he has been more annoying than enjoyable to watch. His one redeeming quality is his on/off girlfriend Jennifer Scholle.

She makes a burnt piece of toast look good. She probably even makes it taste good to. Let's put it this way, if she served me a burnt piece of toast, it would be the best thing I have ever eaten. At least, that is what I will tell her.

33. Federica Ridolfi: Giuliano Giannichedda

Giuliano Giannichedda's last name sounds like a word someone would use to defeat me in Scrabble. 

"And now, a triple word, double letter, triple letter, double word, Giannichedda." - My opponent.

32. Kim Kardashian: Kris Humphries

Kim Kardashian will not be dating Kris Humphries too much longer. I am actually checking the internet as I type this article just to make sure she is still with him. Wait, there is a chance...no, I was wrong, she is still with him.

The bad news for Kris Humphries is that once you go Kardashian, your talent will begin to spiral downward for a season or two. In other words, once you date her, you will suck for awhile after.

31. Kiana Kim: Pete Rose

I have forgiven Pete Rose for what he did to Major League Baseball. The man is the greatest hitter the sport has ever seen. He played with heart and never gave up. His only crime was that he wagered money on his team to win games in which he was coaching or playing. But that chapter of his life is over.

Meet Kiana Kim, the next chapter of the Pete Rose saga. I am not sure about you but with a beauty like Kiana in my corner, not being elected into the Hall of Fame is actually not too bad. We could find ways to deal with the pain, right Kiana?

30. Gemma Atkinson: Cristiano Ronaldo

I marked Cristiano Ronaldo because, frankly, he is the biggest pimp in the history of WAGs. He has stolen more ladies hearts than Fabio. He does what he wants, when he wants to and no one seems to stop him. They just keep saying how great he is and wishing him the best.

Side Note: Did the two ever actually date? No one can tell for sure but Gemma is open about their relationship so why would he stay mum? Why would he care to not brag about her? She is a smoking hottie with nothing but room for improvement.

29. Emma Andersson: Henrik Zetterberg

There are many places to take a sexy photo. You can pose in a car, on a car, in a office, at a school, in a house, on top of a pile of marbles, etc...

But one location that has never let us down is on the beach. The beach has always been the sexiest homes for some of the hottest shots we have ever seen. Emma Andersson decided to become one of the many hot women to pose in this setting and she is like milk, she does a body good.

28. Dollicia Bryan: Darren Sharper

Every word I try and type does not come close to what I want to say to describe this incredible body from the lovely Dollicia Bryan.

As a die hard Saints fan, I can do one thing and one thing only, thank Darren Sharper for allowing me the honor of using this enormous talent in my slideshow. Thanks man.

27. Gabrielle Union: Dwyane Wade

The video you are about to see is completely weird. It is not partially strange, it is full on weird, like a Woody Allen ventriloquist. 

The one thing I do love about it, is the booty.

 

 

 

 

26. Giorgia Palmas: Davide Bombardini

At what point in time did women decide clothing would be a better idea? When did this meeting of the minds occur? Was there any men at the meeting? 

Clothing is the one things women love and the one thing men hate to see on a woman. How is that for a conundrum?

25. Melissa Satta: Christian Vieri

Melissa Satta reminds me of the girl next door. 

If you live next door to a warehouse full of beautiful Italian models.

24. Aida Yespica: Matteo Ferrari

Aida Yespica was born in Venezuela, the country known for breeding beautiful models. 

She has gone from beauty pageants to modeling. She wears the sexiest articles of clothing to remind us all of what we can not have, her.

23. Amanda Vanderpool: Ladislav Smid

The first time I witnessed the lovely Amanda Vanderpool, she was in a magazine and I said, "Wow, who in the world is this chick? She belongs in a museum for hot women."

And then, I saw her video...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

22. Zaira Nara: Diego Forlan

There is a chance that Zaira Nara has the sexiest behind since slide No.28. That thing is so sexy and curvy, her spinal cord must be out of whack. 

If she ever needed help with her math homework, I would offer my services in a heartbeat. I know how to add, subtract, divide, and multiply. 

21. Candice Crawford: Tony Romo

Tony Romo jokes in 3...2...1...

 

20. Carrie Underwood: Mike Fisher

Did Mike Fisher win the award for luckiest man in America in 2010? If not, he should  have at least been nominated. He went from being an average hockey player to, the always sexy, Carrie Underwood's husband. 

I would ask a genie to be her coat rack, just to be near her.

 

 

 

 

19. Andrea Veresova: Jaromir Jagr

It looks like you could place a drink on that thing and it would not move. That booty is so fine, she could be running and that drink would still not move. Her ass is like a Sealy Posturepedic mattress.

Now I know why Jaromir Jagr wanted to date her for so long, he needed a place to sleep.

18. Jamie Lee Darley: Sacha Kljestan

Sacha Kljestan is an American soccer player. His name might make you think otherwise but rest assured, the man plays for this country. He also indulges in the finer things in life like, let just say, Jamie Lee Darley.

Jamie Lee Darley is a fox...

 

 

 

 

 

17. Eva Longoria: Tony Parker

Has there ever been a more important time to chase after Eva Longoria? She is recently single and ready to mingle. I hope she is ready to mingle, I will be on the set of Desperate Housewives all next week.

I am not in the show, I just planned on standing around long enough until she notices me.

Do not laugh, it is a full proof plan to win her over. It is going to work.

16. Lisa Dergan: Scott Podsednik

I do not think I have ever heard the word WAG and not think of Lisa Dergan. She has a platinum card in the WAG VIP room at the Bellagio. She will always be included on any WAG show, if not because she is hot than at least because she is married to the least deserving man on the planet, Scott Podsednik.

Scott reminds me of a six year old boy that gets a Playboy magazine for Christmas. It is filled with beauty but he has no idea what to do with it.

15. Lauren Pope: Shaun Wright-Phillips

You simply can not wear a skirt like that and not expect to get arrested. If Lauren Pope wore anything like that in real life, she would not make it four feet before some guy passes out. 

I think that skirt is more of a decoration than a piece of clothing. It is almost as useless as a crap flavored lollipop.

 

 

14. Angelica Bridges: Sheldon Souray

Have you seen her show called Fantasy in Las Vegas at the Luxor Hotel and Casino? 

It is a topless show and I would tell you about the rest but I stopped reading after that, I was already sold when the sign said topless.

13. Imogen Thomas: Cristiano Ronaldo

Have you heard the news? Imogen Thomas is the hottest thing to come out of Wales since Catherine Zeta Jones or Charlotte Church.

There might also be a sex tape out there starring the beautiful Imogen but I am not the one you should be asking about that. 

12. Kendra Wilkinson: Hank Baskett

If I was not such a big New Orleans Saints fan, I would almost feel sorry for Hank Baskett. He became famous in Hollywood for knocking up Kendra Wilkinson. He became famous in the sports world for having an onside kick hit him in the head and bounce back into the Saints hands during the Super Bowl.

Oh, how great life can be. On one side he is a hero but on the other side, he is just another backup wide receiver playing for someone else this season.

 

 

 

11. Brooklyn Decker: Andy Roddick

Brooklyn Decker was on the cover of Sports Illustrated's annual swimsuit issue this past year. She is also a Victoria's Secret model and wife of Andy Roddick.

He might not need to worry about his tennis career anymore. Why would he? He has enough money to go on hundreds of vacations with the beautiful Brooklyn Decker every year. I do not understand why he evens leaves her side anymore.

 

 

 

 

10. Holly Madison: Josh Koscheck

Josh Koscheck?

The most hated man in recent UFC history? Really Holly?

Why not Randy Couture or Chuck Liddell? They might not be single but come on now. Koscheck?

9. Abigail Clancy: Peter Crouch

Peter Crouch is officially the luckiest man alive. Don't believe me? Go take a look at him and then Abigail Clancy. Go back and forth a few times and then tell me what you think.

On a scale of 1-10 with ten being the hottest, she is easily a 12. Peter, on the other hand, looks like a hobo at a soup kitchen.

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Adriana Lima: Marko Jaric

And the award for most undeserving male athlete to marry an incredibly gorgeous Victoria's Secret Angle goes to?

Marko Jaric is just plain funny looking. His eyes are closer together than Christmas and New Year's. He played in the NBA as a backup for a few teams and is now in Europe. Let's face it, this guy does not deserve bread in prison, let alone Adriana Lima.

 

 

 

7. Patrycja Mikula: Andrei Arlovski

If you think her name is hard to pronounce, try talking while staring at that monument. 

I have never had less on my mind than when I took a glance at the body of Patrycja Mikula. She has a body that makes lingerie mannequins jealous.

6. Selita Ebanks: Osi Umenyiora

If Selita Ebanks were a football player she would be Barry Sanders. She is always the best player on the field, she just plays for the wrong team.

I got a little confused myself so let me break it down. She is super hot but dates the wrong guys. She needs to drop the zeroes and head for the heroes.

 

 

 

 

 

5. Mayra Veronica: Reggie Bush

What do you do after breaking up with the sexiest ass West of the Mississippi River? Easy! You go out and find an even sexier ass and then get engaged to her.

The New Orleans Saints fans better be chanting "Reggie!" for the rest of this season and hope he stays in Nawlins with this beauty.

Can you imagine how much fun Mardi Gras will be with Mayra Veronica downtown? 

 

 

 

 

4. Nicole Scherzinger: Lewis Hamilton

If you wanted to find a woman to take home to the family, Nicole Scherzinger is your gal. She is funny, smart, sexy, and very successful.

On second thought, maybe we can leave out the part about smart because once she walks in the room, no one will be speaking about anything else.

 

 

 

 

 

3. Hope Dworaczyk: Jason Kidd

How does anyone land a model so sexy and so beautiful that she was recently named Playmate of the Year? How did Jason Kidd do it?

This is not a rhetorical question I keep asking. I am serious, how do they do it? There has to be a secret or something that they use to land hotties like Hope.

Or maybe he is a professional athlete and that is all that is needed.

 

 

 

 

2. Irina Shayk: Cristiano Ronaldo

Is there a time when Cristiano Ronaldo is not dating someone hotter than the sun? Does he even try to date ugly women or is it impossible for the man to date anyone under a nine on the hot scale?

Irina Shayk is the hottest female he has ever dated. From the looks of her photo resume, she might just be the hottest woman in the world besides the top choice on my list.

Yeah, I just crunched the numbers, she is the hottest female on the planet outside of the number one WAG of 2010.

 

 

 

 

1. Gisele: Tom Brady

As far as I am concerned, there has never been a WAG hotter than the beautiful Gisele Bundchen Brady.

She has the entire package. She has it all from her legs to her smile, Gisele is as close to the meaning of perfection as any one person could be. 

I just had to include this video to further underline my point...