The 20 Sexiest Sports in The World
Admiring the beautiful women of the world of sports is part of my everyday job duties. I do not complain—I love what I do—but this is a slideshow that I have never done before. This one takes a different approach to sexy.
How many times have we watched a sporting event and not considered how sexy the women playing were? If you are like me, then you probably answered, "all the time."
But what if we looked at the sports instead of the women playing? What if we judged them based on the overall sexiness the sport portrays? What would this magical list look like?
Well, I have put together the 20 sports which most will consider to be sexier than Gisele in a bathing suit.
Where else can you watch women in short skirts swinging a club around?
If you answered Tiger Woods house, let me remind you that he only let his wife swing his club and she used it to knock him in the head a few times.
19. Figure Skating
I was trying to think of another sport that could have replaced figure skating, but there are none. Figure skating is a force to be reckoned with folks.
It has everything I look for in a Winter Olympic sports event, half-naked women skating on ice. I am not sure why the ice is sexy, but it is.
This photo should be moved into the Hall of Fame for hot photos. The only problem is that Christian Bale wanted to be a part of this adventure and jumped in at the last second.
Seriously dude? Do you actually think that you look good in this shot? You belong in one of those Miller Lite commercials, bro.
17. Roller Derby
Now this is a sport I could get on board with. They have beautiful women skating around knocking each other around until someone scores.
It is like real football only better because it has women dressed up like the photo. Now that is hot.
16. Beauty Pageants
This might not be the most competitive sport around, but let's face it, this is a sport.
If you watch the movies, then you already know how these women would do anything to win. Do you honestly think they love watching other women get crowned instead of them? No way, people.
It is a competition and, today, it is a sport.
As you can see, this beauty does not need any introductions.
She might need a coat or something but introductions? No way, she is hot enough to melt the ice.
14. Bikini Tug Of War
It's a real thing!
Look it up at whywouldyouwantthistobefake.com.
13. Rhythmic Gymnastics
There are about 12,392 puns that are set up for this photo.
I guess the best thing I can say about this sport is, "That's what she said!"
Everything about this sport should involve that phrase.
12. Pole Vaulting
Sure, I could have used about a dozen other athletes we already know, like Allison Stokke or Leryn Franco.
But this was about the sport in general and not the person. That being said, what an amazing bottom she is carrying with her, huh?
11. Jell-O Wrestling
If you have been in a bar over the past 20 years and have not noticed a jell-o wrestling match, you are in the wrong place, buddy.
This is a sport that has only one requirement: you have to be hot. I have seen the women that take this sport too seriously and they are not the ones I am referring to in this article.
Watch the movie Old School, that is the sport I am talking about.
10. Model Boxing
Before you make any comments, take a minute to weigh out the pros and cons with this sport.
Pros: Hot women wearing tight shorts and bikini tops boxing.
Cons: Did you really think there were any?
Let me give you a few names: Amanda Beard, Bia and Branca Feres, Davydova and Ermakova Anatasia, Stephanie Rice, Summer Sanders, Natalie Coughlin, Haley Cope and Federica Pellegrini
You know what they all have in common? They are all swimmers. Point made, moving on.
It might not be a sport to you but when you attend a yoga class, you will be changing your mind as quickly as you can say yoga.
Imagine a room filled with women wearing skin tight clothing moving around in positions that even the Kama Sutra books have not seen yet.
Is it a sport now? I thought so.
7. Strip Poker
Who here has never played a game of strip poker? Wow, that is a lot of hands I see raised.
If you have not already done so, mark this one down on your bucket list and make sure to add a note, only play with beautiful women. This game can get less sexy in a second if the people you play with look like Roseanne.
Any sport that requires you to wear less clothing in order to be better at it deserves a spot on this list.
Every year, for some incredibly awesome reason, the tennis outfits that those beautiful hotties wear have gotten shorter and tighter.
Surfing is a sport that needs more attention. I am not sure where all the fans have gone, but this sport is fading fast. It needs our help.
We all must join together and raise awareness for females in bikinis surfing in open water. It is a good cause—trust me, I am a doctor. Oh wait, I am not a doctor, that was suppose to be used when I called in a prescrip... I mean, uh, go look at the hottie again.
Some people want to argue that this is not a sport. Those people are called stupid.
As proven by the photo above, cheerleading is a sport.
3. Indoor Volleyball
Like there is another reason to call in sick from work during the Summer Olympics when Team USA is playing volleyball?
I think TIVO was invented for this same reason.
2. Lingerie Football League
Was there a need to challenge this decision? Has there ever been a sexier way to watch football?
Unless you live with Gisele, Marisa Miller, Halle Berry and Kelly Brook and everyday was no-clothes day, there is no reason that you would not want this league to be around.
1. Beach Volleyball
The greatest female sport ever created.
This sport has almost naked women in bikinis running around on the beach hitting a ball around.
They should give the creator of beach volleyball a medal for this sexy idea.