The Sexiest Sports Bikinis
I miss the good old days of summer. Back then, girls would wear skimpy shorts around town. It was a wondrous time akin to Christmas, if Christmas was all about women in little to no clothing.
But now we are in the dead of winter. Woman are dressed to the hilt in wool jackets and scarves. I have to say, I am a little bummed.
The best part of summer is convincing women to play sports dressed in the most comfortable of attire, the sports bikini. So in remembrance of better days, I have compiled a slideshow of women in sports bikinis.
The holidays are about giving, after all.
25. China: Last
I originally felt bad for putting China so low.
But then I remembered they get a very different Internet feed than we do. By the time they see this, they will be No. 1.
24. Ashanti: Just Getting Started
Here is diva Ashanti in a sports bikini. I say it's a sports bikini because she has to be doing some sort of sport due to her sweating. That is really the only requisite I have of someone performing a sport.
That means, for me, going upstairs is a sport.
23. Football Bikini: Interested?
Do I have your attention now?
22. Erika Prezerakou
I am pleased to inform you that my new favorite sport, women's pole vaulting, is flush with bikini bottoms.
21. Allison Stokke: Almost
Here, Stokke is almost wearing a bikini. She is so hot that it makes sense in the grand scheme of this article.
20. Germany: Mid-Five
Not really a high-five or a low-five; I don't understand Germans.
19. Erika Prezerakou: Right?
Women's pole vaulting isn't a bad pastime after all. Now if we can just lose the shirts, we are in business.
18. Australia: Sun And Fun
Didn't I say summer was loads of fun? Look at how awesome this scene looks.
17. Beach Vollyball: Angle
The pictured athlete is asking for the ball to be angled—not that you even care.
16. Germany: All Wet
The only thing hotter than a woman in a bikini is a wet woman in a bikini. Make that two women in wet bikinis.
15. Australia: Down Under
If the athletic beach body type does it for you, head to Australia.
14. Greece: Oops
This is what you get when you mix sports and women with bad directional sense.
You get a picture that is still oddly sexy.
13. Miwa Asao: Remember the Name
This is Japanese volleyball star Miwa Asao. She looks good in any garb, but I think we all prefer this one.
12. Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh: Duh
You knew these pair of hotties were going to make a splash in the list.
11. Oregon: Collegiate Heat
That is so a sports bikini. I am sure if she were jumping up and down demonstrating a sport you would have no qualms.
Yes, if she were jumping up and down we would all have no qualms at all.
10. Greece: The Competition
Honestly, why do we watch women's beach volleyball? And don't you dare lie to me.
9. Japan: This Is Why
These are two blaring reasons why we tune in anytime the sport is on.
8. Miwa Asao: Happy
Asao has now put a smile on my face.
See how much joy she can bring in to the world?
She's like a hot Mother Theresa with a vicious spike.
7. Australia: Stocking Stuffer
If you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for your favorite Bleacher Report writer, I will take these two ladies.
6. Japan: Never Mind
Her, I want her.
5. Florida: Not Needed
This picture does not include a head because it is largely unnecessary. Any more of this girl and your head would blow.
4. Jessica Gysin: Stop
Here is volleyball star, Jessica Gysin, subtly flirting with me.
Well Jessica, I am taken, so you can stop.
I am a rock of fidelity.
3. ASU: You Devil
I want my four years at Cal back. I want to go to ASU.
Rumor has it the girls there are pretty.
2. Brazil: Boom
Well you can't have beauties and bikinis without Brazil. They go together like burritos and cake.
Clearly, you have not dined with me.
1. Asian Games Cheerleaders
What is hotter than two gorgeous ladies? Three gorgeous ladies.
I learned that from Sesame Street.