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Gentlemen, start your seasons! That's right, folks. Yesterday's snoozefest between the Giants and Redskins means that the 2008 NFL season is finally upon us! There were a lot of happenings this week, so let's get right down to business...

Chad Ocho Cinco Is an Idiot, and Other News and Notes from the NFL: Week One

by Patrick Wall (Scribe)

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Preview/Prediction

September 05, 2008


Gentlemen, start your seasons! 

That's right, folks. Yesterday's snoozefest between the Giants and Redskins means that the 2008 NFL season is finally upon us!

There were a lot of happenings this week, so let's get right down to business.

 

Bye, Bye, Daunte

In a shocking move, former Vikings, Dolphins, and Raiders (oh my!) QB Daunte Culpepper announced his retirement yesterday...in an email to NFL Network's Adam Schefter.

A first-round pick in the much-hyped quarterback class of 1999, Daunte was a force to be reckoned with in his earlier days. He and superstar WR Randy Moss were a deadly duo, but they were never able to get far in the playoffs.

Moss, of course, signed with some team last year that went on to break some record, only to lose to the freakin' Giants in the Super Bowl.

Culpepper was never able to regain his Pro Bowl-caliber mojo after getting the axe in Minnesota. He was signed by the Dolphins in 2006, but injuries kept him from seeing much time. He was unceremoniously cut the next year, and he then was part of Oakland's quarterback committee last season.

He couldn't find a team this time around, so he decided to hang it up instead of wait it out.

Daunte will be missed, and the game will probably be the same without him.

(Oh, and if you were wondering: The only QB taken in the first round of the 1999 draft who is still employed? That's the Eagles' signal caller Donovan McNabb, taken second overall. The '99 draft, of course, featured such superstars as Akili Smith and Tim Couch.)

 

Burress Buried in Cash

Giants wideout Plaxico Burress just got paid.

One of the stars of Super Bowl XLII, Burress had been lobbying for a new contract during the offseason. His shiny new five-year, $30 million contract was announced just before kickoff last night. Burress proved he was worth the money by catching 10 balls for 133 yards.

This contract probably makes him the highest-paid player to wear No. 17.

 

Notes from NY

The opening game had the superstars and the glamour of a typical opening game, but there was one thing noticeably missing—a good football game.

The Giants scored the only touchdown of the night on their first possession, and neither team exactly impressed.

The 'Skins are looking like the worst team in the NFC East right now, which would probably make them the best team in the NFC West, if, y'know, our nation's capital happened to be on the other side of the country. Or something.

Anyway, both teams were sluggish in their execution, but it's early. As for their title defense season, Giants fans can't exactly gripe about a 1-0 start.

 

Introducing the New Chad John—I mean, Ocho Cinco.

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    Chad Ocho Cinco had a career high for recieving yards last year. "Off year" my ass. This is an off blog.

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