Jeff Gross/Getty Images
I debated putting Dan Ellis (THE Dan Ellis of "#DanEllisProblems"???) on this list. I mean, is it whining or is it trash talking?
Probably more whining than anything.
However, why not Internet-shame this guy some more?
When he's not busy trash-talking that pesty government that insists on taking his money (Ellis: it's called taxes. You're welcome), he's busy trash talking those who score on him.
"What the hell guy!?!? Why did you go and do that!? What makes you think you can score on me!?!?."
Well, Mr. Ellis, your 5-hole was wide open. It also had some flashing lights and giant arrows pointing towards it.
What else is one to do?
When Linus Omark made a sweet little move on Ellis in a shootout December 10th, Ellis remarked, "You come into a league, a respectful league like this, and you try a little move like that. It's not a very classy thing. That's just the kind of person he is."
Sorry to break it to you Danny, but I'm pretty sure that it's just that being a goalie is a #DanEllisProblem.