Elin Nordegren: Is She the Hottest Ex-WAG on the Market?
Now that we have a little down time before the BCS bowl games and the NFL playoffs, we can talk about things that really matter. We can dissect subjects of substance. We can finally get some much needed discussion in on who is the hottest former WAG on the open market.
I know you Bleacher Report faithful are dapper young virile gentleman that only need an opportunity and a single lady to score. Well here my friends, are 20 of them.
Madonna is no stranger to athletes, or dating for that matter. She dated Jose Canseco and then most recently Alex Rodriguez. She is available at the moment if you are into the old weathered look.
19. Rachel Hunter
Rachel Hunter was dating hockey player Jarret Stoll. Now she spends her time lounging, content being a hot cougar.
18. Tila Tequila
Tila Tequila was dating NFL player Shawne Merriman until he allegedly choked her. I could see how that could put a damper on a relationship.
17. Cynthia Rodriguez
Cynthia Rodriguez was the hot wife of Alex Rodriguez until he caught wind of Madonna. The two have now divorced. Could you be the one to mend her broken heart? Yeah, probably not.
16. Joumana Kidd
Joumana Kidd is an actress and reality TV star. She was cast in the VH1 Reality Series "Let's Talk About Pep."
She divorced Jason Kidd in 2007 amid domestic abuse allegations. She may be out of your league. In fact, I am sure of it.
15. Carmen Electra
Carmen Electra famously married Dennis Rodman in 1998. They divorced right after. The upside here is that looks are not very important to her.
14. Brittny Gastineau
She and Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps may have called off their romance. Now is your chance to swoop in for the kill. I would do it myself but I am taken. I would. I swear.
13. Sophia Bush
Sophia Bush was a notch for old Tony Romo's bed post. The beauty may or may not be with 'One Tree Hill' co-star Austin Nichols. Here is to hoping she is not. For my fantasy's purpose, she is not.
12. Veronica Varekova
The Czech model was married to hockey star Petr Nedved. Now she is available. Study up on your best Czech pick up lines and have at it boys.
11. Danielle Lloyd
She has a child with Spurs Jamie O'Hara but apparently called off her wedding to the midfielder. The English footballer's loss is our gain as we get to include her in this list of available beauties.
10. Stephanie Rice
Stephanie Rice may be the hottest Olympian of all time. But better than that, she is available. She dated fellow Australian swimmer Eamon Sullivan. When that went nowhere she had a fling with Michael Phelps. So really all you have to do to impress her is become a world class athlete.
9. Julie Henderson
The Sports illustrated model was once dating Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers. She then left him for Russell Simmons. That relationship has recently disintegrated leaving you the single reader of Bleacher Report in the enviable position of rebound guy.
8. Eva Gonzalez
The former Miss Spain winner and current model, Eva Gonzalez, was in an on-again, off-again relationship with goalie Iker Casillas. I have no idea why you would ever be off-again with someone that looks like this.
7. Vida Guerra
How I hate Jeremy Shockey. Besides being the NFL villain on most weekends, he dated Vida Guerra for some time. I do have to say I would have no idea what to do if I landed a date with her. She has too many assets as it were.
6. Elin Nordegren
You may have heard of Elin. She was married to this pro golfer last year. It turns out he was unfaithful to her and she divorced him. Try as I might, there is nothing on the Internet about her and her former husband. I think his name is Tiger Woods. I need a fact check though.
5. Cheryl Cole
The British model and singer was married to English football player Ashley Cole. They divorced when he was found to be unfaithful to her. That, my friends, is just plain greedy on his part. You already won the lotto by landing Cole.
4. Raica Oliveira
The Brazilian model was dating Corinthians striker Ronaldo. No, not the Cristiano Ronaldo guy, the fat Ronaldo guy.
3. Kelly Brook
The British model and actress dated rugby player Danny Cipriani. Now she isn't. I once saw her nude in a Billy Zane movie. I will assume I have lost you to instant Google and iMDB searches now.
2. Kristin Cavallari
The reality telvision hottie once dated Matt Leinhart. She is rumored to be dating Jay Cutler. There was nothing concrete on that so I am going to say she is single and ready to mingle. Coincidentally, I am also in the mood to mingle.
1. Kim Kardashian
Kim has dated Reggie Bush and Miles Austin. She is rumored to be dating New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries. Dating Humphries is the same as being single so here you go.