It's time for the NFL power rankings!
But not for the teams; those have been out since Wednesday. No, we're talking about the cheerleader power rankings!
It was a tough week to be a cheerleader, as many cities had their coldest weather of the season. That meant lots of bundled up ladies around the league. But, the competition was fierce, and someone was still the hottest cheerleader of Week 13. Who takes home the crown this week? Read on to find out!
Now, I like varsity jackets as much as the next guy, but that's just not going to get it done, Kansas City.
No wonder you only scored 10 points.
Jeez, what's with the leg-warmers? Is this 1985? Are we in an Olivia Newton John video? No!
At least the Ben-Gals have an excuse. It was crazy cold in Cincy this week. So, I guess we'll let the jackets slide. But just this once.
That's better, Eagles cheerleaders. No puffy jackets, just nice turtlenecks.
Plus, it just looks classy. Don't you think so?
I'm not sure what to make of these. I mean, varsity jackets can be sexy, but these are kind of strange.
I don't know, these are just strange. Cold weather makes cheerleaders do weird things. Not bad, definitely better than the Chiefs, but not great either.
See there, Ravens? Sexy and warm. And no leg warmers!
The Seahawks have the best outdoor, cold-weather cheerleaders of Week 13. Hands down. But, when you get to the dome teams and warm weather teams, it just wasn't a fair fight.
See? Dome teams have an unfair advantage. It's just sad, really.
But, at the end of the day, I feel like you're not really complaining. Unless you're in Kansas City.
The Dolphins, being based in sunny Miami, made sure to bring out the heavy artillery this week.
But in the end, it just wasn't enough to make the podium in Week 13.
Itty bitty retro sweaters are classy and sexy.
Now, why can't the Ravens, Chiefs and Bengals figure out how to utilize sweaters to their full effectiveness?
You don't even have to show much skin like these do. Just ditch the bubble coats and varsity jackets for the most part, okay ladies?
The Cards might stink something awful on the field this year, but at least fans know they can count on the cheerleaders to deliver the goods every week.
It's gotta be the desert. The warm weather gives them an unfair advantage in cheerleader professionalism.
But, once again, I feel like you're probably not complaining. Many of you are probably contemplating a move to Arizona as I write this.
While it sounds like a good idea at first, remember how bad the Cardinals are.
Despite a strong push from the Cardinals, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders once again take home the title.
The Bucs cheerleaders have been atop our rankings a number of weeks this season, and with good reason.
They're bringing their A-game every week and always deliver a solid performance, even when their team doesn't.
Plus, they're rocking their own creamsicle pirate garb this week, which helps a bunch in their cause. Sexy and classy.
All in all, the Buccaneers cheerleaders take home the prestigious power rankings crown for another week. Can they nab it again when they play at home again in Week 15? Or will someone else take the title? Only time will tell.