NFL Power Rankings: The Hottest Cheerleaders of Week 13

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GLENDALE, AZ - DECEMBER 05:  An Arizona Cardinals cheerleader performs during the NFL game against the St. Louis Rams at the University of Phoenix Stadium on December 5, 2010 in Glendale, Arizona.  The Rams defeated the Cardinals 19-6.  (Photo by Christia
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It's time for the NFL power rankings! 

But not for the teams; those have been out since Wednesday. No, we're talking about the cheerleader power rankings! 

It was a tough week to be a cheerleader, as many cities had their coldest weather of the season. That meant lots of bundled up ladies around the league. But, the competition was fierce, and someone was still the hottest cheerleader of Week 13. Who takes home the crown this week? Read on to find out!

10. Kansas City Chiefs

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Now, I like varsity jackets as much as the next guy, but that's just not going to get it done, Kansas City. 

10. Kansas City Chiefs

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No wonder you only scored 10 points. 

9. Cincinnati Bengals

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Jeez, what's with the leg-warmers? Is this 1985? Are we in an Olivia Newton John video? No!

9. Cincinnati Bengals

CINCINNATI, OH - DECEMBER 05:  A Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader watches play during the NFL game against the New Orleans Saints at Paul Brown Stadium on December 5, 2010 in Cincinnati, Ohio.  The Saints won 34-30.  (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)
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At least the Ben-Gals have an excuse. It was crazy cold in Cincy this week. So, I guess we'll let the jackets slide. But just this once. 

8. Philadelphia Eagles

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That's better, Eagles cheerleaders. No puffy jackets, just nice turtlenecks.

8. Philadelphia Eagles

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Plus, it just looks classy. Don't you think so? 

7. Baltimore Ravens

BALTIMORE, MD - DECEMBER 05:  The Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders cheer against the Pittsburgh Steelers during the second quarter of the game at M&T Bank Stadium on December 5, 2010 in Baltimore, Maryland. Pittsburgh won 13-10. (Photo by Larry French/Getty
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I'm not sure what to make of these. I mean, varsity jackets can be sexy, but these are kind of strange. 

7. Baltimore Ravens

BALTIMORE, MD - DECEMBER 05:  A cheerleader for the Baltimore Ravens cheers during the third quarter of the game against the Pittsburgh Steelers at M&T Bank Stadium on December 5, 2010 in Baltimore, Maryland. Pittsburgh won 13-10. (Photo by Geoff Burke/Ge
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I don't know, these are just strange. Cold weather makes cheerleaders do weird things. Not bad, definitely better than the Chiefs, but not great either. 

6. Seattle Seahawks

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See there, Ravens? Sexy and warm. And no leg warmers!

6. Seattle Seahawks

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The Seahawks have the best outdoor, cold-weather cheerleaders of Week 13. Hands down. But, when you get to the dome teams and warm weather teams, it just wasn't a fair fight. 

5. Minnesota Vikings

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - DECEMBER 05:  Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders perform during the game against the Buffalo Bills at the Mall of America Field at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on December 5, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota.  (Photo by Nick Laham/Getty Im
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See? Dome teams have an unfair advantage. It's just sad, really. 

5. Minnesota Vikings

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But, at the end of the day, I feel like you're not really complaining. Unless you're in Kansas City. 

4. Miami Dolphins

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The Dolphins, being based in sunny Miami, made sure to bring out the heavy artillery this week. 

4. Miami Dolphins

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But in the end, it just wasn't enough to make the podium in Week 13. 

3. San Diego Chargers

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Itty bitty retro sweaters are classy and sexy.

3. San Diego Chargers

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Now, why can't the Ravens, Chiefs and Bengals figure out how to utilize sweaters to their full effectiveness?

3. San Diego Chargers

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You don't even have to show much skin like these do. Just ditch the bubble coats and varsity jackets for the most part, okay ladies?

2. Arizona Cardinals

GLENDALE, AZ - DECEMBER 05:  An Arizona Cardinals cheerleader performs during the NFL game against the St. Louis Rams at the University of Phoenix Stadium on December 5, 2010 in Glendale, Arizona.  The Rams defeated the Cardinals 19-6.  (Photo by Christia
Christian Petersen/Getty Images

The Cards might stink something awful on the field this year, but at least fans know they can count on the cheerleaders to deliver the goods every week. 

2. Arizona Cardinals

GLENDALE, AZ - DECEMBER 05:  An Arizona Cardinals cheerleader performs during the NFL game against the St. Louis Rams at the University of Phoenix Stadium on December 5, 2010 in Glendale, Arizona.  The Rams defeated the Cardinals 19-6.  (Photo by Christia
Christian Petersen/Getty Images

It's gotta be the desert. The warm weather gives them an unfair advantage in cheerleader professionalism.

2. Arizona Cardinals

GLENDALE, AZ - DECEMBER 05:  An Arizona Cardinals cheerleader performs during the NFL game against the St. Louis Rams at the University of Phoenix Stadium on December 5, 2010 in Glendale, Arizona.  The Rams defeated the Cardinals 19-6.  (Photo by Christia
Christian Petersen/Getty Images

But, once again, I feel like you're probably not complaining. Many of you are probably contemplating a move to Arizona as I write this. 

While it sounds like a good idea at first, remember how bad the Cardinals are. 

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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Despite a strong push from the Cardinals, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders once again take home the title.

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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The Bucs cheerleaders have been atop our rankings a number of weeks this season, and with good reason. 

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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They're bringing their A-game every week and always deliver a solid performance, even when their team doesn't.

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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Plus, they're rocking their own creamsicle pirate garb this week, which helps a bunch in their cause. Sexy and classy. 

1. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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All in all, the Buccaneers cheerleaders take home the prestigious power rankings crown for another week. Can they nab it again when they play at home again in Week 15? Or will someone else take the title? Only time will tell. 

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