The 20 Hottest WAG Cougars
WAGs, WAGs, WAGs!
There is an abundance of beautiful women in the world today, most of which are being taken by male athletes. That is not a bad thing either. The more male athletes that grab beautiful women, the more articles I can feature them in. It makes my job easier.
What about looking at the hottest WAG cougars in sports today? What is a cougar you ask?
According to Urbandictionary.com, A cougar is an older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf.
I have added to this definition by including any WAG that is at least two years older than her partner.
Now that we have an understanding, let's begin the show. Enjoy!
20. Madonna: Alex Rodriguez
In the '80s Madonna was one of the hottest people alive. There was something about her that drove most men crazy. Whether it was her sex appeal or just her ability to turn on a broken light, Madonna was a babe at one point.
Too bad she has aged like a bad piece of fruit.
19. Victoria Beckham: David Beckham
I am sorry, but Victoria Beckham should not be considered a cougar. She is only a year older than David Beckham.
However, when I noticed her twins about to protest her clothing, I decided that she was an exception to the rule and you can get as mad as you want, she is staying.
18. Bianca Kajlich: Landon Donovan
Did anyone catch her show Rules of Engagement?
What about her husband's incredible game-winning goal in the World Cup?
Isn't it ashame that more people watch her television sitcom than that game.
17. Jamie Lynn Sigler: Mark Sanchez
I am not sure if it was her natural beauty or her overwhelming fame, but somehow she attracted Mark Sanchez for a short period of time.
He must have had time between fixing his hair and hitting on reporters in the locker room to go on a few dates with Jamie. What? Too soon?
16. Merche Romero: Cristiano Ronaldo
Merche Romero is one of the hottest WAGs I have ever seen. Period.
When I found out she had dated a much younger Cristiano Ronaldo, I could not resist. I had to include her on this list. Why wouldn't I? She holds a solid nine years on him.
15. Gena Lee Nolin: Cale Hulse
Where do I know this chick from? I know she was on some show about lifeguards but what was it called?
Oh wait, I remember know! That is Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. I wonder if David Hasselhoff ever wanted to be Tarzan and join her on that show?
14. Cameron Diaz: Alex Rodriguez
Who was that babe that was seen with Alex Rodriguez down in Miami this past Thanksgiving? No one seems to know who she was or what her name is. All I know is that she was hanging out with A-Rod after a party down in Miami.
Maybe Cameron Diaz should tighten those reigns on a man that is known for being ever so faithful. NOT!
13. Jennifer Esposito: Mark Philippoussis
The differences between Jennifer Esposito and Mark Philippoussis are so long I do not have enough time to list all of them.
Instead, I can give you one thing they have in common, their dating resume. Their dating resumes are longer than a Chinese phone book.
12. Nani Gaitan: Sergio Ramos
I think Nani Gaitan was under the impression that Sergio Ramos was a bit older than he actually is because she holds a huge age advantage over him. She has a solid 10 years on him.
I am a fan of older beautiful women and I can say that Nani Gaitan is one hot older women. Sergio Ramos, I tip my cap to you sir for a job well done.
11. Lisa Guerrero: Scott Erickson
This is one of those couples that will be around for awhile. Lisa Guerrero and Scott Erickson have been married for almost nine years now and show no signs of ending it.
I will bet all the marbles in the jar that there are about 10,000 guys ready to take her hand if they were to ever seperate. Those guys might not have a World Series ring, but how many people actually have one of those anyways?
10. Bridget Moynahan: Tom Brady
How can anyone not love Tom Brady? This guy is the ultimate man. He is the best of everything. He knocks-up hot older models like Bridget Moynahan, wins a few Super Bowls and then marries and knocks-up another hot supermodel named Gisele.
He has done all those things and he is only 33 years old.
9. Nicola T: Simon Walton
Who is Simon Walton?
Aside from being a professional soccer player, he is the luckiest man alive.
8. Kim Kardashian: Reggie Bush, Miles Austin
Why does every slideshow I make have to involve Kim Kardashian? She always seems to find a way into these things and she does not even have to try.
She is at least four years older than both her recent exes, Reggie Bush and Miles Austin, and shows no signs of slowing down. She is reportedly dating Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets. Guess how old he is? He is a solid five years younger than Kim.
Please do not misunderstand my context, she is still a babe.
7. Rachel Hunter: Jarret Stoll
Anyone who dates Rod Stewart has to understand what is like to date someone who is significantly older than themselves. In Rachel Hunter's case, she must have studied her relationship with Stewart because she dated a man around 13 years younger, Jarret Stoll.
I do enjoy looking at Rachel however. I could stare at her for days or four minutes...
6. Eva Longoria: Tony Parker
Tony Parker needs a gut check. By gut check, I mean a punch to the lower regions by a defensive tackle for the New England Patriots.
Why would anyone cheat on something so beautiful? Why Tony, why?
5. Angelica Bridges: Sheldon Souray
I have nothing much to say about how incredibly beautiful Angelica Bridges is except that she is old enough to be anyone's mother.
That just makes her hotter in so many ways. Can anyone say milf?
4. Mayra Veronica: Reggie Bush
How does the old saying about women go?
When you have an ass like that, her age is the least of your worries.
3. Imogen Thomas: Cristiano Ronaldo
In honor of the luckiest man I have ever had the privilege of writing about, Cristiano Ronaldo, I shall give you two minutes of why I think Imogen Thomas is the hottest female he has ever dated.
2. Lisa Dergan: Scott Podsednik
I once read an article discussing how someone like Scott Podsednik can land one of the hottest WAGs of all time.
It was a book of about 100 pages. They were all left blank because not even a great writer can explain it.
1. Gabrielle Union: Dwyane Wade
Yes, she is 10 years older than Dwyane Wade.
All I have to say to D-Wade is...thank you!