Butterfingers
Refers to those teams who once had a top ranking, but were unable to hold on. Clemson gets a free year's supply.
Snickers
Say what?! You’re (snicker!) playing who? (snicker!) What a joke!
Zero
This refers to how many spots you will climb if you play this team. It’s the worst possible team to play if you need help in the polls.
Goo Goo Clusters
“Goo Goo” is the sound a baby makes. This handle is reserved for a very young team with no experience.
Nerds
The School is noted for academics, not athletics. The team is loaded with academic All-Americans. Champs at Madden NCAA 08 – but chumps on Saturdays.
Hershey’s Hugs
Refers to a “friendly” opponent that is genuinely liked. This explains the low score. The excuse is that you really didn’t want to run the score up on them (unless you are Steve Spurrier).
Reese’s Pieces
Refers to teams that have suffered serious injuries that derailed their season.
Milk Duds
Teams that start out looking real good, but melt in the heat of high expectations.
Three Musketeers
They have a few good players, but the rest of the team stinks.
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