Your school fight song is your ringtone
You rather be single and lonely than date the hottest girl from your arch nemesis
Someone tells you to dot your I's and you suddenly start high-stepping like you're a Tuba player at THE Ohio State
You know every word to your school's fight song, but don't know a word to your wedding song
Every time your team wins, you cover your front room with toilet paper
Every time you speak of your rival, you either don't mention them by name, or you refer to them as "That team up/down (insert direction)"
You know who the play-by-play man is for your school better than your co-workers
You kiss your wife/girlfriend/date/significant other every time your team scores....IN ANYTHING!!!!
That's all I can think of for now. If you guys have any more you want to add, feel free to add them on and I'll make some more during the season.