Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens have had a confusing season both on and off the field.
Picked by some as Super Bowl contenders, those bumbling Bengals have managed to win only two games this season.
But the biggest source of confusion in the lives of both wide receivers began long before the start of the NFL season.
Ochocinco spent the summer trying to find true love on his reality show, while Owens popped the question to girlfriend Kari Klinkenborg.
What should have been a gateway into their hearts was instead a source for confusion and frustration.
Ochocinco ended up starting a relationship with Evelyn Lozada, who was a co-star in another VH1 reality show.
We know T.O. asked Kari to marry him, but we still don't know what her answer was.
Talk about a frustrating way to end the season.
Now, Owens has been spotted with singer Brandy, and depending on who you believe the two are in a relationship.
Who knows where Kari stands, but instead of trying to figure out who is actually with who, let's pair T.O's leading ladies against Ochocinco's fiancee.
Which Bengals wide receiver has the hottest WAG?
Evelyn has been around sports ever since she began working for a sports agent in her native New York City.
There's no evidence she could take off those heels and do anything athletic.
Let's face it, Chad isn't with her because of her athletic ability.
Kari represents the T.O. women in this category, without question.
During her college days, the long-legged beauty was a star volleyball player for Florida.
You gotta love those tiny little shorts...
Enjoying the finer things in life is an important part of dating an athlete.
Since she owns her own boutique in Miami, Evelyn clearly has an eye for fashion.
It costs money to look that good.
Brandy has accumulated plenty of cheddar during her entertainment career.
You can bet she knows how to rack up the credit card bills.
Evelyn went through plenty of drama with former fiancee Antoine Walker.
While sharing her emotions with the frightening women on Basketball Wives, she poured out tears and talked about how she had to learn to stand up on her two feet again.
It was really a touching performance.
Brandy made her name as a singer, but she also starred in her own sitcom on WGN.
Admit it, you had no idea.
Without having seen a single episode, it's difficult to give her the edge in this category.
Can you imagine anyone this hot not telling a little white lie now and then?
Anyone who sat through the disaster that was T.O.'s reality show knows that the star receiver isn't an angel.
To her credit, Kari always seemed honest and forgiving.
Long before he was a broke slumlord playing in the D-League, Antoine Walker was shimmying his way to stardom in the NBA.
Walker played like an idiot on the court, and it's safe to say he was an idiot off of it.
What exactly did Evelyn see in him?
Brandy's engagement to Quentin Richardson fizzled, putting her back on the open market.
Maybe she wasn't impressed with his stupid "strong like a bull" celebration after every made basket.
Evelyn has managed to get back on her feet again after freeing herself from her broke ex-fiancee.
Her business ventures have been successful, making her a wealthy socialite.
Someone has to bring in the bacon.
She is a successful recording artist and an unsuccessful actress.
We'll go ahead and give her the edge here since she is known on a first-name basis.
Relationships will always be tested, especially when they are in the public eye.
Especially when they are with a immature, moronic professional athlete.
Evelyn deserves a gold star for dealing with both her ex and current fiancee.
Could you imagine spending your days dealing with T.O.'s nonsense?
It's bad enough that he hangs out with two women all day, but he also has that troubling wandering eye.
For the most part, Kari seemed to be able to cope with his antics.
Yes, Evelyn has found it in her heart to forgive Antoine Walker.
However, she will never forgive Kristin Davis.
Ricky Davis' significant other reportedly leaked the naked pictures of her that hit the Internet this spring.
Ochocinco probably should be at least a little afraid of getting on her bad side...
We don't have enough time to got the ways Kari has forgiven T.O. during their stormy relationship.
Let's go ahead and give this category to Ocho Uno.
She has such a sweet face.
With her sense of style and refined manners as a socialite, Ochocinco's mother would be sure to approve.
If anyone would try to bring two girls to meet his mom, it would probably be T.O.
Brandy could provide the entertainment, while Kari could handle the small talk.
What better way to eliminate those awkward silences?
Depending on your fancy, the Puerto Rican beauty has all those charming qualities that men usually covet.
There's no need to get into specifics...
Two is not always better than one.
Sure, Brandy can sing, but she really isn't that hot.
As you can see from her modeling work with Campus Girls, Kari is about as good as it gets.
Hopefully, all those nasty rumors on the magical interwebs are false and T.O. and Brandy are just friends.
Because when it comes to pure hotness, Kari Klinkenborg gets the slight edge over Evelyn Lozada.
Talk about a photo finish.