and Terrence Copper, WR, NO: Here are two things I know. They’re gonna be behind in New Orleans and they’re gonna throw.

Brandon Jacobs, RB, NYG: But only because I’ve seen Reuben Droughns run.

*****Sinorice Moss, WR, NYG: What’s a bigger long shot? Moss having fantasy value this year or both Plaxico Burress and Amani Toomer staying healthy? Exactly.

(where’s randy matt?..Ohh thats right.. on your hate list)

Chad Pennington, QB, NYJ: Sure, Steven Jackson they remember. But my calling Chad’s name before week one, being mocked and then laughing it up after he threw three bills? Nothing.

(the last six really showed up ..haha)

Laveranues Coles, WR, NYJ: What do Terrell Owens, Steve Smith, Chad Johnson, Reggie Wayne, Anquan Boldin and T.J. Houshmandzadeh have in common? None of them caught as many passes in 2006 as the always-underrated Coles.

****Thomas Jones, RB, NYJ: The Bears are gonna regret this one.

(no they are not)

Donovan McNabb, QB, PHI: Everyone remembers the injury; no one remembers that prior to that he was the best player in fantasy, bar none. Let’s put it another way: Only six quarterbacks scored more fantasy points than McNabb last year, and he played in only 10 games. Kevin Kolb’s whole job this year is to motivate McNabb to stay healthy. I bet he does it.

Kevin Curtis, WR, PHI: See Carter, Drew.

 (and see points, none)

Brian Westbrook, RB, PHI: The running back version of McNabb, people focus on the injuries and forget the numbers he puts up when healthy. Even Fred Taylor stays healthy once in a while. Understand this: Everyone’s an injury risk in the NFL.

(good call here)

Tony Hunt, RB, PHI: Answer to the question: Who is this year’s annoying TD vulture?

(why?)

Santonio Holmes, WR, PIT:If I were friends with Santonio, I’d always greet him with “‘Sup, Holmes?” and crack myself up. I’m fairly easy that way.

Hines Ward, WR, PIT: Hammy fully healed, I think Ward returns to elite level.

(an elite pension plan mabye)

Heath Miller, TE, PIT: In the last three years, 44 percent of the Steelers’ red-zone touchdown passes have gone to the tight ends, most of any position.

Steven Jackson, RB, STL: Better late than never.

(injury plaqued year)

Drew Bennett, WR, STL: Because Isaac Bruce

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