Steve Johnson Tweet: Blaming God for Your Drops Doesn't Change Anything
Steve Johnson tweeted his feelings about his drop after the game. The tweet is priceless, so let's take a look.
"I praise you 24/7!!! And this how you do me!!! You expect me to learn from this???How??? I'll never forget this!! Ever!! Thx Tho."
That tweet allegedly came from Johnson's Twitter account, and Johnson hasn't surfaced to deny it since it hit the Internet last night, so for right now we have to assume it was him and not someone hacking into his Twitter account.
Blaming God for his drop is like thanking God for a victory: It assumes whatever God you believe in actually cares about football and is doing things to affect the outcome.
If that's the case, God hates Cleveland sports and is a front-running Yankees fan who also has a weird fascination with Bill Belichick and the Miami Heat.
We're not sure where God stands on the NFC West, but we're pretty sure some kind of blaphemy occurred in that division sometime recently. Perhaps God is displeased with Kurt Warner's retirement and decided to take it out on an entire division.
For a look at how the playoff races look, check out Breaking Down the Playoff Races With Five Weeks Left.
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