Earlier today, Strikeforce hosted a media conference call for their upcoming event “Henderson vs. Babalu”.
The fight card, which takes place on December 4th from the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri, features a plethora of compelling matchups headlined by a rematch that is 10 years in the making between Dan Henderson and Renato “Babalu” Sobral.
Yours truly, the sexiest columnist in MMA was listening in to the conference call but was unable to ask any questions due to having my mouth taped and being handcuffed to a chair by my stalker, Arianny Celeste.
But fear not my loyal Mitchaholics, I managed to turn on my voice recorder with my foot and record the entire conference call.
I have all the juicy quotes from Paul Daley, Scott Smith, Robbie Lawler, Matt Lindland and Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker. I am going to provide you with those quotes as well as my own sexy analysis in the following slideshow.
And as far as Ms. Arianny Celeste is concerned, I let her have her way with me and then she kindly took the handcuffs and the duct tape off before retreating back to her home.
In case you didn't know, she lives right outside my window under my bushes.
Being sexy isn’t as cool as you may think it is, it can be tiring at times.