Since the dawn of time, athletes have been drawn to reach the pinnacle of their sport. They dedicate their life to hard work so that they can be considered one of the elite performers in their area of expertise.
After that, though, it's all about breasts and beer.
We can glorify athletes as super-human or we can come to the conclusion that really they are just like you and me. Except, of course that they can run faster, jump higher and shoot under 100 on an 18-hole course.
But the link between athletes and Hooters waitresses is a special one. There is nothing quite like a woman that will take your order, bring you a beer and food, make you feel special, all while carrying around the equivalent of two Samoan babies in her tank top.
Well, it is about time that we salute the Hooters chain and its lifelong dedication to never let a fat man go hungry, or thirsty, or want of boobies.