Pac-12 Football: Week 12 Predictions

Pac ManContributor INovember 18, 2010

BERKELEY, CA - NOVEMBER 13:  Shane Vereen #34 of the California Golden Bears in action against the Oregon Ducks at California Memorial Stadium on November 13, 2010 in Berkeley, California.  (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)
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Week 11 delivered more exciting story lines with Cal players faking injuries like WWE superstars, Chip Kelly getting frustrated with sideline reporters and Auburn's Cam Newton still collecting cash payments to play at Auburn.

Cal's marketing department had a brilliant strategy this past weekend. They convinced all of the hippies in Berkeley that they were having a prop 19 rally at the stadium, and when they showed up to the football game, they spewed their venomous chants at the Oregon Ducks and almost guided their team to the upset. The infamous New York Jets reporter Ines Sainz is all in on the Ducks this year, and she loves the highlighter jerseys.

It's safe to say that Arizona's performance this year parallels the premature ejaculation that affects 25-40 percent of men in the United States. Getting revenge against Iowa, climbing to the Top 10 in the rankings and now finding themselves on a two-game skid in November leaves their gorgeous coeds as disappointed as they are in the bedroom.

Oregon State has been relegated to the doormat of the conference after getting thumped by Washington State this past weekend. The Cougs haven't won a conference game since 2007, and there's nothing more embarrassing than having the loss come on your home turf. Everybody should take home a cougar this week and show them some love.

On to the games:

UCLA at Washington: This is a must win for both teams if they want to make it to a bowl game. If the faculty and fans show up with the same energy they've expressed about the parking and traffic situation on a busy Thursday in Seattle, then the fans should be a factor in the game. Gore-Tex 27 - Flip Flops 20

Utah at San Diego State: Utah felt the wrath of Jesus at Notre Dame last week while San Diego State gave TCU all they could handle. Which Indian tribe will go Apacalypto on the other? Utes 28 - Aztecs 24

USC at Oregon State: Lots of double entendres when the Beavers and Trojans face off this weekend, but I'll let your imaginations run wild with it. I'm guessing the Beavs were looking ahead to this weekend, but they love crapping on USC whenever they come to town. Beavers 27 - Trojans 24

Stanford at Cal: Cal fans took over Stanford's stadium last year after upsetting them in Palo Alto and look for them to rejoice again in Strawberry Canyon. Mike Mohamed and Mychal Kendricks will be all over Andrew Luck, and the Bears come away victorious 24 - 20


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