Eva Longoria has reportedly filed for a divorce from her husband and San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker.
According to Us Weekly, Eva discovered that Tony had been exchanging personal text messages with a mutual female friend for over a year (didn't you learn anything from Brett Favre?), and the couple is calling it quits.
Eva was blindsided and heartbroken by her discovery, but don't worry!
There are plenty of other fish in the sea, and many of them are in the "sea" of sports.
So who should be Eva's rebound boyfriend?
Read on to find out...
Now that Eva is done with Tony Parker, maybe it's time for her to take her talents to South Beach as well and become the "queen" of Miami.
Who would be a better match for this spicy Latina than a young basketball player with some flavor?
John Wall showed us that he can "dougie" with the best of them, and let's face it:
Tony Parker was kind of boring anyway.
Okay, so Jesse Metcalfe isn't exactly an athlete, but he played one in John Tucker Must Die...
Plus he's smoking hot.
And based on the on-screen chemistry between these two on Desperate Housewives, I think they'd get along just fine.
It looks like Eva might be in the market for a "nice guy" now that she was betrayed by Tony Parker (who turned out to not be as nice as we thought).
When you think "nice guy" and NBA, who pops into your mind?
Kevin Durant, of course!
Speaking of nice guys, we have to put Tim Tebow into this mix.
Sure, Tebow is pretty young compared to Eva, but "cougars" are all the rage right now.
Can you imagine Tim bringing Eva home to mommy and daddy?
I would love to be there for that family dinner...
Here's another athlete that is a bit too young for Eva, but just think of all the fun activities these two could do together...
Facials, brow waxes, manicures and pedicures.
Reading gossip magazines.
Renting chick flicks.
The list goes on.
Reggie Bush may not be over his ex, but maybe Eva could help him out with that.
If all else fails, he could just look at her as a pocket-sized Kim Kardashian.
What can I say?
Eva has a thing for short point guards.
Both Eva and T.O. have very big personalities, but I think this could work out.
Hopefully Eva will be able to break apart Owens' bromance with Chad Ochocinco long enough to actually go on a date.
On a more serious note, this Eagles wide receiver is single, talented and good-looking, so why wouldn't Eva want to date him?
As an extra bonus, Jackson is only 5'10, so he wouldn't tower over this petite actress.
I could learn to be an Eagles fan for DeSean Jackson, and I think Eva could too!