College Football: How to Throw the Greatest College Football Party EVER!!!

BigReg

Analyst Written on August 28, 2008

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Repeating step 6 to many times may cause you to miss the end of the game. Plus you may end up with male genital drawn on your face.

11 (If your team wins). Celebrate win by partying the rest of the night with your fellow fans. IF (and that is a big if) the fan of the opposing team is still there, invite them out to. They deserve it after putting up with all the taunting and random objects tossed in their direction. Find the prettiest (or most willing) member of the opposite sex and celebrate with them. It is a great day to be you, might as well keep it going.

11 (If your team loses). Find the prettiest (or most willing) member of the opposite sex and try to console them by taking them by taking them back to your place (or go to their place if you live w/ your mom). Hey your team may not have won but you could still win if you play your card right.

12. The next morning. Wake up with a killer hang over, look over at the person laying next to you and either A) Bring them a glass of water with some aspirin (they will need it if you were able to get them to go back w/ you) and try for some morning nookie. Or B) Chew off your arm coyote style, grab any of your clothes that you see, and leave. (If you aren't their in the morning, maybe they will not remember that it happened.)

So there you go. This is your official guide to throwing the Greatest College Football Pary EVER!!

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