21. I hope that Phil Knight brings back the Nike Air Zoom RS+ and gives me a free pair because I love the Ducks soooo much! Go Ducks!
22. I hope that Penn State is really good, and that Joe Pa finds a suitable host to transplant his brain into, therefore completing the next step in his quest for literal college football immortality! Muahhahahahahaha Muah hahahaha!
23. I hope that Wake Forest loses to Baylor. It would be good for the Big 12, and those guys need something good to happen on the field.
24. I hope that Nick Saban forgets to put on his mask before coming out for a game and the largely Southern Evangelical Christian fanbase at 'Bama gets extremely conflicted when they realize Beelzebub is coaching their football team. I HOPE that they choose Jesus over football, but I wouldn't put any money on it.
25. OK, so I didn't realize that Pitt could actually be in the top 25 despite their lack of success, so I talked about them earlier. So I'll look at the USA Today poll and go with...Michigan.
I hope that Michigan goes like 4-8 or something and is horrible. I like Michigan and I know RichRod will make them really good, but I think it would be fun and bizarro to see them horrible. Plus it might make pollsters stop slurping them unnecessarily.





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