6. I hope Mizzou is very good but loses mizzou-erably (sorry) to Texas in the regular season and in the Big 12 championship. Then I would like Chase Daniels to break down over his failure and apologize to Texas for not going there, even if he wasn't their first choice. I would also like him to apologize for beating my Lufkin Panthers in the Texas state playoffs when he was the QB for Southlake Carroll.
7. I hope LSU is very good, but not great. I hope that Les Miles says something that even LSU fans are like, "That mofo is crazy as shiznit!" I hope that Andrew Hatch is good, because let's face it—if you transfer from Harvard to LSU, it better be for football...and if you fail at football after that transfer, then you've made a baaaaaad decision. I hope that Justin Goar still lets me tailgate with him after this.
8. I hope WVU moves on from RichRod. Seriously, stop crying.
9. I hope Clemson picks a direction: Either dominate with all that talent you have, or fail and actually fire Bowden this time. Also, I hope a number of HD TVs explode when trying to reproduce that color combo.
10. I hope Auburn develops another stellar D-coordinator for Texas to lure away whenever Will Muschamp decides to move on.
11. Texas hopes later... Non-top 25 hopes now.
A. A&M sucks hard.
B. Mike Gundy gives us more criteria on manhood worthy of soundbites. I would love to have one of those keychain things with the buttons that play little sound clips, and they're all crazy things on manhood from Mike Gundy.
C. I hope Ty Will and UW succeed. I like him, I like the state of Washington, I like UW, I like the color purple, I like the movie The Color Purple but not as much as Purple Rain, and I hope some writer critical of Ty receives a purple nurple from Ty as punishment.
D. I hope South Carolina is really good, goes to a BCS game vs. Southern Cal, and then the winner gets naming rights to USC. As a pregame pep talk, Christopher Walken would come in dressed as Bruce Dickinson and tell them that Carolina is the Cock of the Walk!
12. I hope Texas Tech wins every big game (except vs. Texas) and loses every easy game and ends up something like 6-6 and confuses the hell out of everyone, causing them to never hype them again. Then Michael Crabtree transfers to Texas. Ha ha.
13. No thoughts on Wisconsin
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