Which professional sports franchise has the worst fans in the history of recorded unsportsmanlike conduct?
Reason with me on the San Antonio River Walk—if you have no fear. One could be pushed into the creek—which masquerades as a river—for voicing unpopular opinions about the Spurs.
Make sure to take notes on your observations while we're reasoning. The cops will ask for them during their investigation.
Note: It's almost blasphemy to call your team "The Lord." It is definitely not right to spell it in singular form.
Are there other fans this brazen? Maybe. Read on to find out. I love being a sports satirist.