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Lindsay Lohan was in Chicago for “girlfriend” Samantha Ronson’s monthly party at the Crimson Lounge.There she saw the Chicago Bears starting quarterback dancing away the night...

Kyle Orton Called "super-hot" By Lindsay Lohan

by Jake Perper [HUMOR]

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August 27, 2008


Lindsay Lohan was in Chicago for “girlfriend” Samantha Ronson’s monthly party at the Crimson Lounge.

There she saw the Chicago Bears starting quarterback dancing away the night.

“Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: Chicago Bears quarterback Kyle Orton called 'super-hot' by Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both admired his dance-floor moves.”

I guess the beard can get the girl.

I thought he was married, I guess not.

I can't believe someone would be call Orton "super-hot."

She must be kidding.

If she is really telling the truth, that's pretty funny.

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  1. S M Napier 10 months ago

    To funny, Jake. Wonder what she would have said, if he was drunk passed out on the dance floor.

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  2. Sam Wenk 10 months ago

    Nice find Jake, I saw this on SI.com and couldn't believe it. For the first time ever, Lohan and Lovie Smith have something in common...

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  3. Joe Willett 10 months ago

    This is amazing. I need to grow a beard, because apparently they can disguise everything. Bad looks and bad quarterbacking!

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  4. Gary Bannick 10 months ago

    More likely that she said the blonde he was with was super hot and she likes hers trimmed...

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