Jenn Sterger met for several hours with the NFL today, specifically security director Milt Ahlerich, and now everyone is whispering, "What did she say? What did Brett Favre do? Boy, she's hot." Oh wait, that last one was what I was thinking.
Anyway, now Brett Favre's fate is "in the hands of the NFL," said Joseph Conway, Sterger's attorney.
Of course, the allegations are that Brett Favre sent naughty texts and "salacious" photos to the former New York Jets game hostess when he was with the Jets in 2008. And by "salacious" I mean "gross."
As the fate of the crumbling empire of Brett Favre hangs in the balance, here are 10 potential outcomes for Brett Favre.
Notice I said Brett Favre's full name the entire time. It has been engrained in my head forever. Brett Favre. Brett Favre. Brett Favre.