Carrie Prejean has officially entered the ranks of sport's hottest MILFs. Or in plain terms, she has become a Mother I'd Like to be very Friendly with.
In any case, former Miss California Carrie Prejean and her husband, Raiders backup quarterback Kyle Boller, announced today that they are expecting their first child.
With her as the latest addition to the hottest moms in and around sports, we found that we had no choice but to put on our spectacles and get down to business ranking them in a proper fashion.
So behold, the 15 hottest MILFs in sports.
My decision to include Brandi on my list of the 10 Hottest Cougars in Sports was met with some confusion, but I'm going to put her down here too dammit.
Why? Because I say again, her's was the first sports bra I ever saw back in 1999. And for that, I am forever in awe.
In any case, she's married to Jerry Smith, the women's soccer coach at Santa Clara University, and the couple has one kid together.
So what if that's an older picture of the now 40-year-old Reece? It's awesome, and she's still hot anyway.
Reece was one of the great beach volleyball players of the 1990s, and her marriage to professional surfer Laird Hamilton fairly completes the picture. The couple has two daughters.
She tried to get into the LPGA for a while, but decided in 2009 that being a mother was more important. Good for her.
Okay, listen. I don't watch the WNBA, you don't watch the WNBA, nobody watches the WNBA.
But man is Candace Parker some kind of fox.
She's married to Shelden Williams as well, and the two had their first child in 2009.
Michelle Damon is Johnny Damon's second wife, and the two have been happily married since 2004. In that time, Michelle and Johnny have had two daughters.
The two met in 2002 when Michelle was an office director for a talent scouting company, while Damon was still with his first wife.
Well, that obviously didn't end well, but Johnny could have done worse if you were to ask me.
Vanessa Bryant is Kobe Bryant's wife, and the mother of his two daughters.
I won't go into their rocky moments at this moment. That would, after all, spoil the moment.
Lindsay Clubine is a model most famously known for her role on "Deal or No Deal," but she is also married to Boston Red Sox pitcher Clay Buchholz.
She's another new member of the Sports MILFs club, as she just gave birth to the couple's first child this past August.
We're glad to have you, Lindsay. Very glad.
You know her better as Posh Spice.
Then again, that was a while ago, so maybe you do know her better as David Beckham's wife.
In any case, the soccer star and pop star have been married since 1999, and they have three sons together.
I for one can't believe she's 36 now.
I grew up thinking that softball players weren't much to look at.
Needless to say, that changed as soon as I laid eyes on Jennie Finch.
The 30-year-old Finch is married to little known pitcher Casey Daigle, but she's made a name for herself with her own pitching. She helped Team USA to gold in the 2004 Summer Olympics and to silver in 2008.
In addition, she's also done some modeling and has appeared all over television, including as a co-host on This Week in Baseball.
She and Daigle have a son named Ace.
First of all, you're welcome.
Now for the facts.
Anna Benson is the outspoken wife of former Major League pitcher Kris Benson, whose career is forgettable at best.
However, he can take solace in the fact that his wife was once named "baseball's hottest wife" by FHM magazine. Either that, or the four kids they've had together. One of the two.
You know her as Neely Capshaw from Baywatch. She's also done Playboy.
She's also been married to former NHL player Cale Hulse since 2004, and the two have one child together.
I'll shut up now and let you enjoy the sites.
Do you know who Hank Baskett is?
I don't blame you if the name doesn't ring a bell. What's important right now is that the woman in the picture is his wife, and the mother of his 11-month-old son, Hank Baskett IV.
Yes, Kendra is a model. She's famous for her role in the E! reality show The Girls Next Door, which documented her life as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend. She even got her own spin-off, Kendra, in 2009.
Elin Nordegren is Tiger Woods' ex-wife.
You know, the one that may or may not have chased him out of the house with a golf club on the night Tiger crashed his car and opened the floodgates for a media circus that revealed Tiger's extensive infidelity?
Yeah, I know. I'm not sure why he had to cheat on her either. I guess sometimes you just need something more than a Swedish supermodel who is also the mother of your two kids.
I don't know about you, but I absolutely adore female Olympians.
I think it might have something to do with the fact that they always end up in Sports Illustrated and Playboy.
Such is the case with Beard. Not only did she compete in her first Olympics at the age of 14 in 1996, but she went on to win a total of seven medals in her Olympic career.
Oh, she's also modeled. Did I mention that?
She's married to a photographer, and the couple have a boy named Blaise.
Carrie Prejean is one of the most renowned models in the country, and she recently married Raiders third-string quarterback and former Cal start Kyle Boller in July. It was announced on Thursday that she and Boller are expecting their first child.
The 23-year-old Prejean was Miss California USA in 2009, and a runner-up for Miss USA 2009.
She got into some hot water for remarks she made about same-sex marriage in the Miss USA 2009 pageant, but got her chance to defend herself in her 2009 memoir, Still Standing: The Untold Story of My Fight Against Gossip, Hate, and Political Attacks.
That's right. She wrote a book.
As soon as you can tear your eyes away from that lovely picture, I would love if if I could have your full attention.
As you well know, Gisele Bundchen is Tom Brady's lovely wife, and one of the most beautiful women to come out of Brazil since... well, all the other beautiful women to come out of Brazil.
She made a name for herself as a model, but has also done some acting. She had a key role in the 2004 movie Taxi and a bit part in The Devil Wears Prada.
She and Brady welcomed their first child into the world in December of 2009, a lovely boy named Benjamin Rein Brady.