Kim Kardashian: 20 Jobs She Could Have In Sports
WAG extraordinaire Kim Kardashian in back in the news once again.
This time, the reality TV star and serial NFL dater has been seen in the studio with producer The Dream, the mastermind behind Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and Rhianna's "Umbrella".
In an effort to protect your ears from yet another reality star/ terrible singer, here are 20 jobs Kim would be a perfect fit for in the sports world.
20. Strength and Conditioning Coach
As you can see from this picture, Kim is an excellent strength coach, and can really help players gain muscle mass.
19. Tennis Ball Girl
She'd be perfect for this! Remember when they had those models be ball-people at tennis matches in Spain a couple of years ago?
This would be like that, only permanent and much better.
18. Water Girl
We could put an end to athletes dying of dehydration if Kim was the one giving them water.
17. Sideline Reporter
She'd be waaay better than Tony Siragusa, that's for sure.
16. Reporter On Versus
If Jenn Sterger can do it...
15. Sideline Hostess
...Why can't Kim? Just, keep her away from Brett Favre.
14. Beer Vendor
Beer sales would be able to turn the Royals into the Yankees if Kim was the one doing the selling.
13. Soccer Ref
She can't be much worse than what they've got, especially in the Premiership. Even if she's not, I'd bet no one would argue with her.
12. Athletic Director, University Of North Carolina
North Carolina's football program is being investigated for potentially serious academic violations, along with charges of allowing players contact with agents.
I feel like Kim's powers of persuasion could get the NCAA to let the Tar Heels off with a warning.
11. Head Coach, Indianapolis Colts
What? Peyton Manning actually coaches that team, and it'd make the obligitory shots of the head coach all the more interesting.
10. Public Relations Chair
Did your whole team just commit numerous felonies? Turn to Kim, she'll make sure that the press cover the incidents in a favorable light. She knows how to manipulate the media, and can be very persuasive.
9. University Of Tennessee Hostess
To paraphrase Brent Musberger: "1,500 red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Tennessee".
8. WWE Diva
She's pretty much got this one in the bag. She's built for it. All she needs is a little muscle mass, and we could be talking about one of the all-time great WWE Divas.
7. Hockey Rink Girl
Kim is a logical choice here; she's got everything they look for in rink girls.
6. NFL Cheerleader
Kim's a perfect NFL cheerleader. She loves football, dancing and dressing in revealing clothes. Sounds like a match made in heaven to me.
5. Major League Baseball Bat Girl
If Kim was a bat girl, pervy camera guys everywhere would have someone to focus on in the dugout.
4. UFC Ring Girl
Kim was built to hold the cards. She even walks like you're supposed to walk, without being told to!
3. Pit Crew Spotter
She's already got the suit and everything!
2. NFL Spokesmodel
Kim knows more about NFL players than any other potential spokesmodel; after all, she's dated half of them.
1. Beach Volleyball Player
Do you even have to ask? This is the perfect career move for Kim, a real win-win.