Kevin Millar and His Hitler-Style Mustache

The only thing funnier than Mr. Millar’s lip fur on this Sunday afternoon was the commentary provided by MASN announcers Jim Hunter and Jim Palmer. Somehow the always topical Mary Poppins was referenced while a certain German dictator was not. Somewhere

by Jamie Mottram (Columnist)

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August 24, 2008

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The only thing funnier than Mr. Millar’s lip fur on this Sunday afternoon was the commentary provided by MASN announcers Jim Hunter and Jim Palmer. Somehow the always topical

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Mary Poppins was referenced while a certain German dictator was not. Somewhere Charlie Chaplin made sad eyes.

And in some ways the follicular folly reminds me of Crash Davis’ advice for Nuke LaLoosh in Bull Durham: “If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.” Sadly for Millar, he’s far closer to the latter at this point in his fading career. Nice ’stache though.

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comments (3) write a comment »

  1. reply to comment by J
    2 months ago

    once a RED SOCK, always a RED SOCK...he's a bag of douche.

  2. reply to comment by bob
    2 months ago

    If Kevin Millar worried as much about his game as he did on his ridiculous statements and actions he may be a respectable ballplayer. He doesnt so I guess he will just be remember as an idiot, and not the good kind of idiot that grew on the Sox fans in 2004, just an idiot.

  3. reply to comment by Gone
    2 months ago

    Thank God for Millar this season...the O's MVP no doubt.

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